13 pounds!

[DirtDiva]

And "through nine feet of snow with no shoes on"?

[nuthatch]

Well we had it tough! We used to have to get up out of the shoebox at twelve o'clock at night, and LICK the road clean with our tongues. We had half a handful of freezing cold gravel, worked twenty-four hours a day at the mill for fourpence every six years, and when we got home, our Dad would slice us in two with a bread knife. ---Monty Python - 4 Yorkshiremen sketch

[Trekhawk]

Well we had it tough! We used to have to get up out of the shoebox at twelve o'clock at night, and LICK the road clean with our tongues. We had half a handful of freezing cold gravel, worked twenty-four hours a day at the mill for fourpence every six years, and when we got home, our Dad would slice us in two with a bread knife. ---Monty Python - 4 Yorkshiremen sketch

Havent heard that one in ages. I LOVE MONTY PYTHON.
Thanks for the laugh.