aaawwww, cats are just the most elegant and fascinating creatures on earth.
Our dearly beloved wild huntress Raptus would chase any other animal, cat or dog or bird, out of her garden, the neighbour's gardens and finally she took over the entire block. Poor shy next-door neighbour cat never knew what hit him
I'll never forget the time I glanced out the back and saw her launch herself in a massive running leap at a large magpie flying straight towards the kitchen window. The magpie flew up, cat hit the kitchen window with mad eyes and a THUNK and disappeared outta sight...
She'd also lie down right smack in the middle of the football field right below our house, calmly ignoring 15 kids trying to play football and begging her to get out of the way. And she'd hog the bathroom sink as a bed whenever she could sneak in. And she'd spend ages "hairdressing" my son's longish hair. And she could easily jump several feet straight up as a kitten, hunting a suction dart stuck to a window. Gotta find some photos 
My favourite childhood cat Vanja would climb into the upper kitchen cupboard whenever he could and lie down on the warm shelf over the light bulb. Rather disconcerting to open the cupboard and see a large mass of black and white fur at eye level staring at you with a big fat smile instead of plates.
If we didn't let him in fast enough in winter (ie immediately on command) he'd climb up the slats across the window and hang there from his front paws, belly against the glass, miaowing piteously at us.
Another cat we had when I was a child used to hang from the top of an oldfashioned hot-water radiator from her front paws, so that her belly would get warm... 
We had kittens once who would climb anything - straight up a brick wall, to the top of any bookcase, or up my jeans-clad legs. Once they ran way into the gap between the wall and our then water bed, got freaked out, couldn't turn around, didn't think of backing up, and stayed there meeping until we emptied the entire water bed and dragged it away from the wall.
I could talk about cats all day
Winter riding is much less about badassery and much more about bundle-uppery. - malkin
1995 Kona Cinder Cone commuterFrankenbike/Selle Italia SLR Lady Gel Flow
2008 white Nakamura Summit Custom mtb/Terry Falcon X
2000 Schwinn Fastback Comp road bike/Specialized Jett