You look mah-vellous!!

[BleeckerSt_Girl]

He obviously has not read our endless musings on what on earth to do with "the girls" and bib shorts. Where do the straps go? Inside, outside, where do I put them?

This guy has the right idea....just cover the nipples and you're set to go!

[redrhodie]

Guess he'd frown upon the Keen commuters I just ordered . I can't wait 'til fall so I can wear them with striped knee socks.

Sometimes my dbf laughs at me when I'm about to head out for a ride. When I get that reaction, I know I look perfect.

Jersey must match bibs, which must match armwarmer? Someone spent a little too much time in Garanimals.

http://www.garanimals.com/about.htm

[BleeckerSt_Girl]

Guess he'd frown upon the Keen commuters I just ordered . I can't wait 'til fall so I can wear them with striped knee socks.

Sometimes my dbf laughs at me when I'm about to head out for a ride. When I get that reaction, I know I look perfect.

Like your avatar? (I should talk, right?)

Jersey must match bibs, which must match armwarmer? Someone spent a little too much time in Garanimals.

http://www.garanimals.com/about.htm

Oh. My. Gawd. SCARY!!!!!!!!!

[kelownagirl]

Like YAH! Only a dope would take off their helmet and then have to HOLD it while fumbling for change and balancing a baguette. That guy obviously never stops at the bakery while riding his bike.

P.S. ....and your sunscreen, young lady?????

I think I put some on the day I arrived in France. How'd I get the cool tan lines if I wore sunscreen?

[maillotpois]

Okay to come to a complete stop, track stand for few second, have a look of disgust, unclip and dismount. It says, I'm sooo coool that I don't have to show off. And I'm not wasting my energy to show off.

smilingcat

That's perfect!

I had to disagree with him on the "century jersey" part. Hey I worked HARD for my DMD and Death Ride jerseys and I am NOT afraid to wear them! DH on the other hand is the full kit man these days. Right now the Capo stuff is his fave. Everything has to match. Metro....

[CarbonCandy]

Guilty. (Me buying a baguette in Provence...)

but your kit matches! So youre good!

[7rider]

This guy has the right idea....just cover the nipples and you're set to go!

No guy I know would wear those bibs without a base layer underneath.
Chafed and raw nipples are so UNcool.....

[Trek420]

No guy I know would wear those bibs without a base layer underneath.
Chafed and raw nipples are so UNcool.....

That's what the teeny bit of duct tape over the nipples is for.

[BleeckerSt_Girl]

That's what the teeny bit of duct tape over the nipples is for.

He finally found a good use for those 1/2" little round bandaids that always come in the "assortment" box.


P.S. Notice he's wearing red bike shorts. See other thread.

[Trek420]

At last a use for my Hello Kitty Bandaid collection

www.flickr.com/photos/sharynmorrow/2563290922/

[BleeckerSt_Girl]

[QUOTE=Trek420;335315]At last a use for my Hello Kitty Bandaid collection


well hell-OOOOOOO kitty!

[Trek420]

[/B]well hell-OOOOOOO kitty![/QUOTE]

in which Anonymous says "The round band-aids are a better option for men. They will cover your nipples but not leave those boundaries and encroach on your hairy-ness. If you actually enjoy ripping out chest hairs when removing your standardd band-aids after a race then please disregard this public service announcement."