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  1. #1
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    Bike snob NYC - biker's blog funny!

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    http://bikesnobnyc.blogspot.com/2007...cycle-new.html


    for example:


    Dear Car That Beeped At Me Impatiently,

    Yours was the blaring, impatient honk of the self-important. What makes you think I care about your schedule or where you have to be? If you were on your way to saving a life you’d be in a truck with a siren, not in a German sedan. You also wouldn’t have food in your lap—unless you plan to resuscitate the patient by stuffing a Blimpie’s sub down his throat.
    Mimi Team TE BIANCHISTA
    for six tanks of gas you could have bought a bike.

  2. #2
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    *snort*

    just checked this out today. Now I know exactly what to call the brainless dorks who ride the wrong way on bike lanes in heavy traffic - "department store bike-riding SALMON"
    Winter riding is much less about badassery and much more about bundle-uppery. - malkin

    1995 Kona Cinder Cone commuterFrankenbike/Selle Italia SLR Lady Gel Flow
    2008 white Nakamura Summit Custom mtb/Terry Falcon X
    2000 Schwinn Fastback Comp road bike/Specialized Jett

  3. #3
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    BSNYC has been a long time bookmark for me.
    2008 Trek FX 7.2/Terry Cite X
    2009 Jamis Aurora/Brooks B-68
    2010 Trek FX 7.6 WSD/stock bontrager

  4. #4
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    same here. Reading it is one of my favorite parts of the day (along with coffee in the morning and oreos & milk at 9pm...)

  5. #5
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    That's funny! I do the whole "Dear ____" in my head constantly while I'm riding!

 

 

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