Dear So and So

[mary9761]

NI!!!!

[teigyr]

There are some who call me ... TIM!

I was looking at cell phone ring tones and actually saw one for the Brave Sir Robin song.

Every time we see a rabbit, no matter where we are (and who's around) we start the "where death awaits with sharp pointy little teeth..." complete with hand gestures.

Ok, my work day just got better

[crazycanuck]

Dear Lost property goddess,

If you see my mtn bike mojo, can you please send it back.

I am out on the trails, struggling uphill through the pea gravel etc..but just not at the level I wanna beeeeee.

I know I have the mojo somewhere.

Lost in the Perth Pea gravel

c

[Cella66]

Dear Willpower,

Now that the holiday season has ended (Halloween to Easter) we would love to personally welcome you back to the fold. We must say we have enjoyed the rebellious freedom while you were gone, but we have indeed missed you. Welcome back

Love,

Hips, Bum and Belly

[KnottedYet]

Dear Professional Piercers,

The new "dry" aftercare protocol really isn't very sexy. My newest piercing didn't like it much, and I've returned to the saltwater soaks of yore.

Sweet Relief!

[northstar]

Dear Mr. Bill,

Will you please, please, PLEASE shut up. I am running out of niceness.

[KnottedYet]

Dear paranoid narcissist coworker,

You have been obssessed with me for 2 years. Get some therapy and get over it.

And don't ever call me at home in an alcoholic frenzy again.

[deena]

Dear weatherman -

Six inches of snow? Are you kidding me? I took off the whole week for Easter vacation, and the only riding I'm doing is on the trainer!!!! Get it together up there.

Tired of Winter in Wisconsin

[chickwhorips]

dear former SO,

please stop being mean. i have not said a mean word to you. last night the message with "i hope your feet heal crooked so you cant run, even though your pathetic and never could run" line really hurt. who says that? i may not be as fast of a runner as you who has ran all of your life, but i go out and do it and enjoy it! you were the one that taught me that i could run. i guess when i said you made me a better person by getting me into running and cycling, you actually listened. i just don't get why you are being so mean.

i now feel like i'm a better person for not having you in my life for saying such mean things to me. i just don't get it..... or you.

your former SO

[Trek420]

There are some who call me ... TIM!

I was looking at cell phone ring tones and actually saw one for the Brave Sir Robin song.

Every time we see a rabbit, no matter where we are (and who's around) we start the "where death awaits with sharp pointy little teeth..." complete with hand gestures.

Ok, my work day just got better

I laugh at your mustache, I spit in your general direction

[pooks]

Many of you graciously sent Christmas/Holiday cards to a unti in Iraq when I requested them last fall.

I just wanted to stomp my feet and curse a bit and ask for prayers and good wishes -- they have just been notified that their tours have been extended three more months (along with most everyone else over there, according to the news).

May all our soldiers come home safe.

Hmm, I put this in an ongoing thread instead of starting a new one.

Okay, I'll just amend it.

Dear ______________ in Chief.

Please. Let them come home now?

Thank you.

Pooks

(You may fill in the blank silently as you wish. In order not to offend, I decided to leave it blank, because believe me, the word I'd put there would offend.)

[trickytiger]

Dear Fate-

Thanks for providing me with the girly version of cajones, or at least letting me borrow them for a bit. I don't miss working on construction sites, open-pit mines, or highways. At all. My hair is looking much better these days now that I don't wear a hard hat. Alas, I don't sleep nearly as much anymore, but I'm sure my lab partners appreciate my hard-earned understanding of organic molecules and stoichiometry. Also, the demise of my 50-mile-round-trip commute is doing wonders for my personality, and is convieniently timed to avoid the annual mass mark-up of gasoline. I also thank you (actually the credit goes to Knotted ) for a new opportunity to do some volunteer work in my new potential field. For once, I'm not so freaked out about my future. What comes will come.

However, now I must move on to some points of contention. Will you mind knocking some sense into my dear friend? After knowing each other half our lives, he's decided to throw a temper tantrum because I do not want to date him. Never mind that I've had the same boyfriend for the past two-plus years, never mind that we've had this conversation before- it's been over three months since dear friend will answer email or pick up the phone, and I'm pissed. I feel rather blindsided by the sudden declaration of apparent everlasting love, and even more so by the just-as-sudden declaration of apparent everlasting hate. I feel this is indicative of exactly why I do not want to date said friend, as I really don't go for this kind of behavior. Can you at least inform my friend that he should at least talk to me in person about this so we can resolve something? (perhaps you could lend him some of those cajones).

Thanks. Much appreciated. Now, where's spring? You teased us with 70 degrees last week- let's do it again!

[mimitabby]

Dear Weather Magicians
cute trick I don' t know how sunny, partly sunny, and slightly cloudy can turn into THIS nasty stuff. Now I have to ride in it. Could you just keep the faucets turned off until nightfall? Thank you.
PS you're doing a great job of convincing the flat earth contingent that global warming is a wacky left wing notion!
sincerely
have rain coat and rain pants just in case anyway


ps chickwhorips you SOOOO do not deserve that AH! every time he spews is more
proof that you need to stay far far far away from him.

[Xrayted]

CWR - thank god you are away from that idiot and on your own finally. He's just p*ssed off because you are making it without him just fine and are happier now. Sour grapes. We all know you are a wonderful person and deserve every happiness coming to you these days. Ignore XPITA and keep smiling little sister.

Love ya lots.

~mick

[Pika]

Dear Desperate patients
When you call me at the last moment because you are sooo desperate and in sooo much pain and I promise to stay late/come in early/have no life so you can enjoy yours ...COULD YOU AT LEAST SHOW UP?- and please don't call when you remember the appointment the next day and ask again for another appointment- please use the drama on someone else- if you were that desperate you would have shown up for the first appointment.