Dear So and So

[Wahine]

I'm so sorry to hear you are going through all this hassle. I deal with this sort of thing everyday and far too often people get shuffled around and fall through the cracks.

I'll be sending out good thoughts, hoping that the powers that be get off their azzes and take care of this.

[mary9761]

thanks, I've been so frustrated that I've just wanted to take that bloody cane and beat some sense into some people.

[crazycanuck]

Mary..I say take that cane to the hospital & threaten them with it.. UGH...i sure hope you're taken care of soon.



Dear Self,

When giving someone my address, please give the right one..I now have a clue where my package went... Now all i have to do is figure out how to find it...

ARRHGHGHGHHGHGHGHGHGHGG...*sniff*..*sniff*...bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

C

[salsabike]

CC, you are SO funny.

Dear Self,

When giving someone my address, please give the right one..I now have a clue where my package went... Now all i have to do is figure out how to find it...

ARRHGHGHGHHGHGHGHGHGHGG...*sniff*..*sniff*...bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

C

Dear Committee in Charge of Life Stressors,

All of the seats in my StressMobile are FULL. Please do not send any more stressors because they will have to wait on the corner in the rain for the next StressMobile to come along. In fact, if you would please allow some of them to get off the bus soon, I'd appreciate it. Thank you so much.

[LBTC]

{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Mary}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

This will be resolved and you will get your fitness, your grandsons and your life back!

Salsa, that's a good one. I'm just going to visualize the next stressor that comes along, and put it on the bus to nowhere.....what a delightful way to deal with them!

Hugs and butterflies to you both!

~T~

[Aggie_Ama]

Dear Cedar Park USPS,

Where is my mail? You say you have my forwarding order and the carrier "swears" it is being forwarded, but it has been over a month since I saw one of those yellow tags. That piece of mail I keep asking about? Don't worry, I am going to call again Monday and remind you yet again that it has been 6 weeks and it is still not here! I don't care if I got the sender to resend the information, I do my job and you need to do yours.

Thank you,
Frustrated with your post office

[doc]

Mary,

My heart goes out to you. How unbearably frustrating.

Go get what you need!!! And then get better and get back on the bike and back into the world.

[rocknrollgirl]

OK Mary,
Now we are all ticked off. Tell 'em we are coming out, all of us, en mass, to deal with them. We've got your back on this one.

Sounds like some medical people need a butt whooping, and I know just the girls to do it.

I am so sorry you are going through this. Hang in there.

[mary9761]

Dear Committee in Charge of Life Stressors,

All of the seats in my StressMobile are FULL. Please do not send any more stressors because they will have to wait on the corner in the rain for the next StressMobile to come along. In fact, if you would please allow some of them to get off the bus soon, I'd appreciate it. Thank you so much.

I do so like this imagery. I understand when the StressMobile is SRO and they're bulging out the windows too. I'd like to take that bus and push it off a cliff!

Thanks again everyone

[Bikingmomof3]

(((((((((Mary))))))))))))

I am so sorry this must be such a horrible time for you. We are here for you. My continueed prayers that they will help you SOON and you will be able to resume your usual activities. *hugs*

[Kitsune06]

Dear monthly cycle goddess:
Yes, I know it's 'that time of the month'. Yes, I know I'm stressed, excited AND looking forward to something... But you know what, you're effing late. I've PMS'd for the past week and a half, I've cramped on and off for three days, I'm breaking out like a high schooler before prom, and I'M NOT EFFING HAPPY ABOUT IT!!! Once upon a time, I'd be late and know I'd likely skip that month... now I just know you'll lie in wait for the most inopportune moment to attack.
Har har
No, I'm not really laughing,
~Kit

Dear Monday
You're a b*tch. You've been messing with me all day, and I don't know how many times I've wanted to scream out of frustration. Knock it the eff off you stupid a-hole. Between people showing up out of nowhere wanting time we don't have available to give them, trying to bypass me (because I'm a pissant assistant) to grab my manager's time (which she has *less* of) and our own quirky character quirks, today has me feeling like I'm going to either laugh or cry. Paperwork is having me climb a wall. You know what- I know what this is, this is a conspiracy. You're working with the chick from the former letter. XP AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGHHHH
~Kit
PS- If I could borrow LBTC's butterflies, I'd send over about fifty with teeny little hydrogen bombs. and teeny tanks. Eh, better send deathshead moths... they're more fitting for that.

[crazycanuck]

Dear australia post & RM

RM-thanks for sending me the package

Australia Post office in West leederville-thank you so much for holding onto the package & redirecting it to the Cloisters square post office


I now have faith in the postal service.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

C

[Cella66]

Dear You,

Thank you for introducing me the love of biking.
I miss you so much.

Lu,

Me

[Kitsune06]

Dear TE "Dear So and So" thread:
You've helped me keep my sanity today. You an' my big sis.

Dear guy-who-sits-next-to-me
There is so much I don't like about you, I can't even outline them here. But what gets me most is that not only do you need to disagree with practically everything I believe in, but you also have this condescending, threatening, challenging tone in your voice with everything you say. I mean everything.
You try to soften your voice when greeting clients on the phone and you sound like a stalker. You greet men on the phone in a voice that sounds like it'd be a crushing handshake and plastered grin if in physical form.
You raise the hair on the back of my neck.
You may genuinely be a nice guy, with great kids and wife and such...
but the slime you ooze on the astral planes makes me very uncomfortable.
Please, just stay the heck away from me. Don't try to be friendly, don't try to tell me why evolution is a false 'theory', don't tell me how against abortions etc you are, don't shake your head and cough if I happen to say the word 'gay'.
...and I'll stop popping my knuckles, neck and back, sighing when you start tearing into fellow evolutionists and maybe even involuntarily shuddering when you call clients and use either of your client voices.
well... the last one IS involuntary.
You really are creepy.

[chickwhorips]

dear co-worker who has control issues.

i told you once, do not make me tell you again. since you started here i have always gone to the post office to get the mail. it is the ONLY time i get out of the office unlike you. do not take the post office trip away from me, i told you after march 29th you can get the mail any time you want, until then let me. i have gotten the mail every day since you arrived here, and much longer before that. so DO NOT GET THE MAIL. it is in MY job description NOT yours! got it?

thank you
your fellow co-worker with really bad short timers syndorme.
can't wait till i'm out of here.
only 61 working hours left to go.