Thank god I don't have to look you all in the face when I bring up this topic
Speaking of chamois cream....I am not sure if it cause this issue or not, but it was my first time using it.
I having commuted to work on my bike for about a week now, and yesterday I used my new Brave Soldier Friction Zone for the first time (smells great - a little tingly). When I got to work and was getting changed in the locker room, I started having some......ummm......air problems? down there? I guess you could call it queefing?
Anyone who has dealt with this knows it is completely involuntary. It was happening just from walking, from speaking, from moving (not constant - ok you can all stop laughing now)
But I have never had this happen except for during/after sex - and twas not the case here.
Do you think the Brave Soldier caused this? or just the ride in general?
Hee hee - ok, even THAT question sounded funny.
I very very hesitantly mentioned the situation to my bf and he couldn't stop laughing. It's funny, yes, but VERY embarassing - and hard to really clarify where that noise just came from.
UGHGHGHGGGHHH!
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07-20-2006, 07:44 AM #1
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another VERY embarrassing question
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07-20-2006, 07:56 AM #2
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Holy cr*p!! It's never done that to me!!! You could _hear_ it??? I've never heard of that happening except under the obvious circumstances. Maybe Lise would know more...
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07-20-2006, 08:05 AM #3
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No need to be embarrassed here, really. Everyone here is really awesome.
I use that stuff too, (Nanci's great recommendation), and that hasn't happened to me either. ....tingly
, yes it is!
Has to be the ride, I would think....
I'd be interested to here in what Lise might say.
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07-20-2006, 08:08 AM #4
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Was the Friction Zone washed off before it happened? Could you have had a LOT of FZ trapping air between the lips and gotten air trapped, somehow, so not really coming from up in there???
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07-20-2006, 08:17 AM #5
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OMG - I don't know. I really only put it at the crease of my leg. The tingly part kinda scares me a bit - think it might burn instead of tingle on certain intimate spaces.
It must've been the ride - like I said it's never happened before outside of the bedroom.
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07-20-2006, 08:28 AM #6
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Cheri, here's a thought:
Usually, if you do get any air in there somehow due to strenuous moving and a vacuum effect, I would think the air could come out without too much noise due to the hairs in the area preventing a seal from forming. Perhaps the cream stuff formed a seal of the outer lips, which caused the air make noise as it escaped.
Our "fur" normally keeps the lips from forming an airtight seal- but an ointment might create a seal despite it.
Maybe you should try applying less ointment, and applying it to the chamois instead of directly on you? Just a thought....
Obviously, also try riding without the creme and see if is still happens. Or maybe a bit of talc instead?
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