Top 10 Things Only Women Understand

[Tater]

10. Cats' facial expressions.
9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colours.
8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds.
7. Fat clothes.
6 Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time.
5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell.
4. Cutting your hair to make it grow.
3. Eyelash curlers.
2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.

AND, the Number One Number One thing only women understand:

1. OTHER WOMEN

[Kimmyt]

I stil don't understand #3

[Grog]

Me neither...

[SadieKate]

If we don't understand several, are we not real women? If so, I have big problems.

10. Cats' facial expressions.
4. Cutting your hair to make it grow.
3. Eyelash curlers.
2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.

Change number 2 to "doctor's scale" and I'll take it off the list.

[SalsaMTB]

lol, I was getting ready the other day and was going to use eyelash curlers. I pulled them out, looked at my husband and asked if he knew what they were. He was completely clueless

[Trekhawk]

LOL - yep #3 would have me stumped. I would probably end up pulling out all my eye lashes instead of curling them.

[JoyfulGirl]

I admit it... I love my eyelash curler.
The first time I tried to use one I nearly blinded myself in one eye though.
ditto the first time I put on eyeliner.

[Trek420]

5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell.
3. Eyelash curlers, aren't they curled already? and....
1. WOMEN, who can figure them out?

[mimitabby]

5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell.
3. Eyelash curlers, aren't they curled already? and....
1. WOMEN, who can figure them out?

Me too! and my husband can read cat's facial expressions. and he's definitely not a woman.

[crazycanuck]

I don't get #10,9,5,4 &3..

I'm not interested in makeup, shoes & hair styles...

I'd rather buy cycling clothes, shoes & other items...

c

[Lise]

I love makeup, and have studied women's magazines since I was 13. But eyelash curlers? No, I do not understand this. I have tried. I also do not understand the near universal insistence that Maybelline Great Lash is the best mascara ever. No it's not.

Everything else, yep. Other women, I won't say I understand them, but they are my species. What they do is intelligible to me. Men, I need a book, or at least an excellent tour guide/translator. I call my guy friends and say, "When he says this, what does he mean/not mean?" They can't explain it either, cuz they're guys. Sigh.

[DirtDiva]

Yeah, there are a few things I got from the genetic crapshoot that I wouldn't mind sending back, but the long, dark lashes that negate the need to understand #3 are a total keeper.