Worst swim EVER! (Warning: high splenetic ventage quotient.)
I would rather get up at five in the morning and walk through ten feet of snow in bare feet (uphill, of course) than even think of going to the pool on a Thursday evening again. Hell, I'd get up at four and wait outside the Leisure Centre for an hour until it opens at six, wearing nothing but a paper bag to stave off frostbite.
Turned out that Thursdays are women only night rather than adult lane swimming, but I figured "oh well, I'm allowed to be here." It was so hideous. Firstly, it was so busy that I had to wait for over half an our before they'd let more people in. Then, I get into the pool area. It's a 25m, eight-lane pool. They have a lane rope down the middle and one half of the pool is free-swimming. Reasonable enough. The other half is divided into two double-wide lanes, one marked "slow" and the other "medium" with signs clearly showing to swim clockwise. Not ideal, but I can totally live with that. I'm a confident swimmer, but let's just say my form could use a little work: "medium" is my comfort zone for laps. "Medium" does not mean that you doggy-paddle on the wrong side of the lane and stop half-way for a rest. "Medium" does not mean you zig-zag along doing some weird kind of backstroke/butterfly thing nobody has ever seen before. "Medium" certainly does not mean the lifeguard has to haul you out of the pool when you let go of the wall at the deep end and promptly sink.
The pool was kinda dirty that late in the day too... *barf*
GRRRRRR AAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHH!!!
And now, back to your regularly scheduled programming.
Last edited by DirtDiva; 05-11-2006 at 01:20 PM.
Drink coffee and do stupid things faster with more energy.