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  1. #1
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    Cyclists are stupid, dangerous, irresponsible, and rude.

    It was a dark and foggy morning.

    Knot was walking her dog on the sidewalk. In the dark and foggy distance she saw what looked like another pedestrian on the sidewalk. At least 30 yards away. No problem.

    But no! Moments later she saw a glint of street light reflecting off handlebars. It was a BIKE, and now only a couple yards away! Knot and her dog were right in its path!

    She called out, "Whoa! Didn't see you without a light! Sorry!" and hustled her dog off the sidewalk and out of the bike's way.

    Cyclist ninja-girl proceeded to snark at Knot as she rode away.

    Knot does not enjoy being called interesting names at quarter to seven in the morning, especially not when she has just abandoned the sidewalk and apologized to the aforementioned ninja-girl cyclist.

    Knot was now feeling a bit of a cranky self-righteous passive-aggressive b*tch herself. Her faith in the general goodness of all bike-kind was slightly frayed.

    Part 2

    It was a twilit pre-sunrise morning, with fog just starting to thin out.

    Knot was driving to work on a high-speed arterial with cars parked on the shoulders. Suddenly she sees a cyclist (dressed in dark colors with no lights, just like Snarky Girl) weaving in and out around the parked cars. Riding one-handed. Because he was carrying a coffee in his left hand.

    There is a traffic-calmed bicycle boulevard one block to the west.

    Knot was now VERY cranky.

    ----

    Knot is a cyclist. Knot thinks bicycles are the second greatest invention in the universe. (After beer) If Knot (self-annointed patron saint of pedalling) got cranky this morning, imagine how Joe Blow feels when these events occur in his life. Joe Blow becomes very unhappy. Joe Blow does not feel the velo love.

    Moral of the Story: Please don't be stupid, dangerous, irresponsible, or rude. That kind of stuff turns people against ALL cyclists.
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    You live closer to the U district now, don't you?
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    Now if I could just convince people to start thinking the same way about all drivers when they see a driver weaving around.... not stopping at stop signs... driving with a coffee, phone, etc in one hand.....

    Why is it that one cyclists behavior reflects on all cyclists, but a bad driver is more of less ignored....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eden View Post
    Now if I could just convince people to start thinking the same way about all drivers when they see a driver weaving around.... not stopping at stop signs... driving with a coffee, phone, etc in one hand.....

    Why is it that one cyclists behavior reflects on all cyclists, but a bad driver is more of less ignored....
    This is something I need to point out to people every chance I can.
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    Quote Originally Posted by zoom-zoom View Post
    This is something I need to point out to people every chance I can.
    +1,000,000

    Motorists are stupid, dangerous, irresponsible, and rude.

    And as long as they generalize about my mode of transportation, I will generalize about their mode of transportation.
    Oh, and by the way. I drive, too. I even drive an SUV from time to time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eden View Post
    Why is it that one cyclists behavior reflects on all cyclists, but a bad driver is more of less ignored....
    Because cyclists are these strange, unusual people who go out there and choose to not drive, like everyone normal. Driving is like breathing, ya know, why would you not do that?

    Nice story, Knot!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eden View Post
    Now if I could just convince people to start thinking the same way about all drivers when they see a driver weaving around.... not stopping at stop signs... driving with a coffee, phone, etc in one hand.....

    Why is it that one cyclists behavior reflects on all cyclists, but a bad driver is more of less ignored....
    +1.

    I read a forum thread once from my old home town that basically said, "until all cyclists follow the rules I am going to treat them like law breakers/scofflaws and the self-righteous/entitled people they are."

    And I thought... I bet you speed in your car, and run stop signs (it's a run if you don't do a complete 3 second stop!) and break the rules of the road in your car... so does this give me permission to treat you like you're a lawbreak/scofflaw and self-righteous/entitled driver? I think so! But I won't, haha.

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    Good story!

    Why is it that one cyclists behavior reflects on all cyclists, but a bad driver is more of less ignored....[/QUOTE]

    Good point and I agree with the others, I think I will bring this up when others point out what wrong with cyclists and how they should be banned from the roads. Not to start an argument but to turn it around and show how it feels on the other side. A lot of us have a hard time understanding what we don't know but can do a little better relating it to things we do know.

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    Very Good post, Knot.


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    Quote Originally Posted by salsabike View Post
    You live closer to the U district now, don't you?
    Yes.

    It's a different world.
    (now I know why my coworkers gripe about cyclists)
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    Quote Originally Posted by KnottedYet View Post
    Yes.

    It's a different world.
    (now I know why my coworkers gripe about cyclists)
    I know. Different culture there---true for pedestrian behavior on campus as well; it can get scary,dangerous, unpredictable.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KnottedYet View Post
    Knot is a cyclist. Knot thinks bicycles are the second greatest invention in the universe. (After beer) If Knot (self-annointed patron saint of pedalling) got cranky this morning, imagine how Joe Blow feels when these events occur in his life. Joe Blow becomes very unhappy. Joe Blow does not feel the velo love.

    Moral of the Story: Please don't be stupid, dangerous, irresponsible, or rude. That kind of stuff turns people against ALL cyclists.
    +1 million (right down to the beer part)
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    The saga as old as the invention of the bike, great post. SO I always struggle with being the bike "police" I don't yell at bike riders when I am driving but when I too am riding I always find myself debating if I should say something, especially to riders going against traffic, then don't get me started on parents riding with children going the wrong way in traffic. But if I truly say I am a biking advocate than I should be letting people know they are breaking the law and gambling not only with their life but mine as well. Maybe the university cycling club could start handing out reflective sticky tape as riders come onto campus on these dark fall mornings
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    we tend to scold idiot cyclists more from on the bike than in the car. Like that "ninja cyclist" that we see in the morning (before dawn) who comes down swift on the wrong side of the street, often turning from the opposite direction's turn lane into oncoming traffic without any lights. I've seen him 4 times total and donald screamed at him.. He then got on the correct side of the road and sped up...
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