poor lampshade cat!
Instead of waking us this morning with the usual demanding yowls for BREAKFAST! NOW! Lyra was huddled looking apathetic and uncomfortable on the couch when I came up this morning. Could barely touch her without her shrieking, and she could just limp down from the couch and in for an uninterested breakfast 
I was so sure that she'd been hit by a car
but the vet was very clear that he could not find any signs of inner damage or bleeding. She had multiple cuts and sores all over her abdomen, though, which gaped and must have been very painful. General anesthetic, antibiotics, painkillers, a lot of shaving and 14 stitches later she's wobbling around at home with a lampshade on her head looking very depressed... We're thrilled that it wasn't life-threatening of course - but how does a large, agile, athletic cat get all cut up like this?
Looks like she fell off a roof onto a pile of barbed wire, but she has no cuts on her paws or pads, they're all from the elbow and up, mostly on the chest. Very strange! And this is a pretty squeaky-clean suburban neighbourhood with tidy little gardens. No cuts on the nose, ears or face, as if she'd been in a fight. Somehow this happened between 4 am, when my dh came home and found her happily snoring on the heated floor in the bathroom, and 8.30 am when I found her. Poor puddy-tat.
Winter riding is much less about badassery and much more about bundle-uppery. - malkin
1995 Kona Cinder Cone commuterFrankenbike/Selle Italia SLR Lady Gel Flow
2008 white Nakamura Summit Custom mtb/Terry Falcon X
2000 Schwinn Fastback Comp road bike/Specialized Jett