Changed my first *&^)_&&^%$ tire

[staceysue]

GRRRRRR! UUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHH!!! (Those are screams of frustration)

I had to change my first tire. Thank God it was a front tire. The house probably wouldn't be standing if I'd tried the rear tire.

First, I got all my cold weather clothes on and went out expecting to go on a nice bike ride. I hooked up my shiny new bicycle pump with the built-in pressure gage to check the tire pressure (first mistake - I'm pretty sure I've been hooking it up wrong all along) and, like always, it said "20 lbs" and then when I pumped the pump it felt like air wasn't even going in but then the gage read 200 lbs after, like, 2 pumps. So I pumped it 6 more times or so (all the while thinking - 'this thing doesn't feel like it's pumping right) and when the little needle settled around 110 I pulled it off. Then I noticed the little wire thing at the end of the presta valve was bent (the part that the tiny little thing screws up and down on) and I thought "ah! That's why the pump isn't acting right!" so I tried to bend the wire thing and it broke off.

So I thought "time to change my first tire" and brought the bike in the house where I could take my time.

1. Since the valve was broken I had to find something to poke in the middle of it to let out all the air

2. then I used my tire levers to start taking off the tire and getting the inner tub out and realized I needed to take the wheel off first.

3. So I opened my break and then opened the "quick release" to take the tire off. It was not "quick" and took all of my muscles to release the $#&^ thing.

4. Got really hot and sweaty and changed out of my cold weather clothes.

5. Took out the skewer and a spring fell out- not sure which way it was in.

6. Took the wheel off and took out the inner tube.

7. Blew a little air in the new inner tube and got the tube in without twisting it and started feeling very sure of myself.

8. Got the tire back on the rim - yay! But noticed it was kind of hard to get the edge tucked back in around the presta valve.

9. Put the wheel on and put the skewer through and stuck the spring on there (hope it's in the right place) and screwed the little nut on the end of the skewer.

10. Turned the "quick release" lever nice and tight while I was holding the nut on the other side and then started trying to close the $*%^@$ (*&^%$# lever (remembering that the lever must line up with the fork). I used all of my arm muscles until they were quivering - jamming the bike's stem up against the corner of a wall and shoving with all my might. No success. So I layed on the floor and tried to press with my feet. No success. So I unscrewed the lever one revolution and then VOILA!!! I was able to close the lever using only my hands!

11. Examined the dent I left in the corner of the wall.

12. Closed the brakes.

13. Pumped up the tire.

14. Said "What a good girl am I!!!!"

15. Looked at the back tire for comparison and realized there was a bolt on the valve stem, holding it tight to the tire rim - realized I'd left the bolt on the valve and it's now inside the $&)*)$#@& tire.

16. Sat down to write you.

So - tomorrow I'm going to do the whole thing over again and get the stupid bolt out of the stupid tire. I didn't get to ride my bike and now I have to get ready for work, and I won't have time to ride it tomorrow because I'll be putting myself through this again!

UUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!

[DebbieDowner]

I feel your pain. I know my time to change a tire is comming soon and it make me a little nervous. I make sure i take cell phone and cab fare incase I cannot do it alone.

[ninerfan]

It might not be a bad idea to go through the process of fixing a flat before you actually have one. I mean physically take the tube out, etc. so that when the real flat comes its old hat and you already have the experience of taking the tire off the rim and so forth. It's much easier to fix a flat in the comfort of your own home.

Practice makes perfect!

[indigoiis]

This is a good how-to video on changing a tire. Pop some popcorn and enjoy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5K-DXt9djA

[azfiddle]

Oh- I feel your pain. I am a recent returnee to cycling (long hiatus since high school) and had to relearn about flat tires, presta valves, pumps etc. My first flat on the new bike also showed up at home. I had already watched two videos and my dh was on hand to walk me through it, but it still interrupted ride plans. I have had about 5 flats in the last month or so because I live in the desert and we have thorns everywhere. So I now have gator skin tires with kevlar and have high hopes to avoid getting any more. (was going to make a bad pun about having those hopes deflated by more punctures....)

[lph]

sorry to laugh but that was a pretty hilarious description of one's first tube change Well done! You've made about half the mistakes you can make, don't have to make them again, but can move on to the remaining half!

[oxysback]

Ahhh, good times, good times. The first time I changed a tire was to switch the nobby tires on my old hybrid to smooth road tires. I was doing pretty good and was proud of my work, so I called hubby in so he could tell me what a good job I did all by myself. Well, turns out that I didn't know that certain bike tires are like car tires. Due to the tread, they have a little arrow saying which way they're supposed to roll. What are the chances that I'd put both of them on backwards? 100%. So off they came again so I could turn them around. After I got them both back on, I went in the house...and not 2 minutes later there's a loud BANG! Yep. The tube had gotten pinched and popped. I changed 5 tires total that day. By then it was too late to ride.

[staceysue]

Glad I could provide some entertainment!

Update: I skipped doing my hair and makeup so I could get the stupid nut out of the stupid tire. It wasn't too too bad - I didn't have to take the wheel off to do it. Everybody at work was wondering why I looked so awful, though.

Tomorrow I'll try to ride the thing. Hopefully everything's on right!

[krisl6]

I feel your pain too. For some reason something always seems to go wrong when I have to fix a tire. I can do a patch job ok, but I'm terrible at replacing tubes. Can never seem to get enough strength out of my spaghetti arms to get that last bit of the tire on. Very frustrating!!!

[papaver]

I feel your pain too. For some reason something always seems to go wrong when I have to fix a tire. I can do a patch job ok, but I'm terrible at replacing tubes. Can never seem to get enough strength out of my spaghetti arms to get that last bit of the tire on. Very frustrating!!!

Hey Krisl there is a Flemish cycling forum where there's a thread about which tubes go well with which types of wheels. Very handy!

http://www.wielertoerist.be/forum/vi...p?f=55&t=20961

[Crankin]

I have no problem replacing the tube, getting the tire back on. It's putting the rear wheel back on. I have been to at least 3 classes, where I manage to do it, and practice every winter, but the last time I practiced, my DH came home to find me sitting on the front step, crying, with my bike in pieces.
Yea, I know the tricks (putting the chain on the biggest cog, big chain ring), but I can't manage to lift the bike with one hand, pull back the deurailler with the other and get the chain back on. More than once, I've hurt my back trying to do so!
Well, I have had only had flats twice while out on the road in ten years. Thankfully I was with someone else at the time. Pretty much, this is why I don't do long rides alone. And I pump my tires every time I ride, don't ride in the rain if I can help it.
I know, I'm hopeless.

[OakLeaf]

Oh goodness, it's putting the chain on the smallest cog to take tension off the chain/derailleur springs, and have the derailleur closest to the dropout.

No wonder you're having trouble!

Try it that way next time...

[krisl6]

Hey Krisl there is a Flemish cycling forum where there's a thread about which tubes go well with which types of wheels. Very handy!

http://www.wielertoerist.be/forum/vi...p?f=55&t=20961

Wow that is very handy! Thanks for the tip!