I rode the Columbus Fall Challenge, and finished. 
I got wet (but not nearly as wet as things apparently got around my house - there must be four inches of water in the compost buckets I left to air out).
I got gritty. I put my bike in the bathtub.
I only got sort of a little bit lost. I put on two new tires on Friday and didn't get any flats, unlike just about everyone else. My friend had three on Saturday alone.
I got goat blessings from a pair of goats as I was climbing a hill. I discovered on a false flat in the middle of a 15% wall that my rear brake was rubbing.
I finished. Not (quite) last.
I'm way too tired to post anything else about it. But I earned my T-shirt and bragging rights.
Speed comes from what you put behind you. - Judi Ketteler