Hrmz, only one person wants to go get all biker geeky and watch a flick about the Roubaix? Okay, what if we all took a spin around the Boulder Creek trail beforehand and tromped into the theatre in spandex, cleats, and sweat? Pwease? My roommate is going to be out of town, and he's kind of boring, and would insist on riding his sweet Specialized Tri-Cross that he has geeked out with a windshield and the world's ugliest panniers. And he wears a dorky helmet! I can't be seen with him!
"True, but if you throw your panties into the middle of the peloton, someone's likely to get hurt."