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  1. #1
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    Wink If I could change one thing about my body.......

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    "If I could change one thing about my body"

    2) must have good reason (ha ha) and state this......

    3) must say what your friends and rels would think!!!

    cheers I will start

    If I could change one thing about my body it would be

    1)To have a boob job!!! but not what most women want
    I would have a reduction and uplift...woo hoo
    2)why........ then i could wear those little gorgeous tops that everyone else wears plus maybe go topless on the beach (I hear you all scream ...no! no! anything but that )
    3) My Dh would bust a gut he luvs, em my family would not recognise me as I would be 2 stone (28lb) lighter LOL

    hope you all post

    love Scarlet xx
    Life is Great!

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  2. #2
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    I'm the only one allowed to whine
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    If I could change one thing about my body it would be:

    1. lower cholesterol
    2. so I don't have a heart attack or stroke
    3. my family would be glad I beat the genetic tendency toward the disease.
    "If Americans want to live the American Dream, they should go to Denmark." - Richard Wilkinson

  3. #3
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    Mar 2007
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    1) Stronger legs for more/faster biking!

    2) More biking!

    3) They wouldn't notice, but I would!

  4. #4
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    Apr 2006
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    Kelowna, BC, Canada
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    1. Get rid of the last tummy rolls.
    2. So I can wear a two-piece swim suit.
    3. Wow.
    It is never too late to be what you might have been. ~ George Elliot


    My podcast about being a rookie triathlete:Kelownagurl Tris Podcast

  5. #5
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    Apr 2006
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    Seattle
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    1 stop having headaches.
    2 more quality of life
    3. looks aren't everything
    Mimi Team TE BIANCHISTA
    for six tanks of gas you could have bought a bike.

  6. #6
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    1) Get rid of back pain, improve gait
    2) Ditto Mimi
    3) Again with Mimi the Wise
    2008 Trek FX 7.2/Terry Cite X
    2009 Jamis Aurora/Brooks B-68
    2010 Trek FX 7.6 WSD/stock bontrager

  7. #7
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    Sep 2006
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    - Have a nice rear
    - it is flat

  8. #8
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    May 2006
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    1) If I could change one thing about my body, I'd make my appendages longer.

    2) I have a long torso, and short arms and legs - if they were longer, I'd be more evenly 'distributed' and things would fit better (clothing, bikes, DH, etc... )

    3) Everyone I'd know would be mighty impressed if I could do it!
    My new non-farm blog: Finding Freedom

  9. #9
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    Jan 2006
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    I'm with deedolce.

    1) I'd rather be a "pear" than an apple. Would like to lose the belly fat, which is where every extra pound goes.

    2) It's healthier! And the fat belly looks like crap, especially because every other part of me is in good shape.

    3) I don't think anyone else would even notice, except that I'd wear tummy revealing bathing suits maybe!

  10. #10
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    Dec 2005
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    Fix the bad knee.

    So, I could train as hard as I want, when I want...

    They would say...Ut oh, now were are in trouble....

  11. #11
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    Jun 2005
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    steuben county new york
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    I think I have to second what GLC said..i am same as her-long torsoed and short legged. Keep my same stocky build but stretch out my legs..It would make what I have appear better.
    Benefits would be, I wouldn't be the short one in the crowd, and would distribute my pear shaped body much better.
    Family/friends could care less.

  12. #12
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    Mar 2008
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    North Carolina
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    1. If I could change one thing about my body....it would be getting rid of my titanium plated jaw, and the constant nerve pain that has come with it for the past (almost) four years.

    2. Because I'd be able to kiss my bf w/o pain, read my kids a full book outloud, sleep comfortably, wear hoodies again, and not have my helmet so tight that it's suction cupped to my head LOL (since I can't wear the straps.)

    3. Everyone would be delighted, my kids could rough house, my fam/friends would be able to give me nice tight hugs without worry, and I'd be the most happy not living in pain!

    Don't get me wrong, the pain does get highly aggravating but I have learned to deal and just think when it almost gets the best of me, "Any day above ground is a good day." And I'm above ground, 'tis a good day.
    Kerry

  13. #13
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    Apr 2006
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    Ah, I'm sorry, milkbone. I don't have titanium in there, but I have TMJ issues. I'd been symptom free for a long time, but then last night in my sleep something went haywire (built up stress and PMS, I think) and the whole left side of my face was on fire. Couldn't touch my ear. Even my hair hurt. Woke me up, and I struggled to get even a little bit comfortable. If your life is regularly like my night, that is truly one giant bummer for you! I like your attitude about it, though!

    Karen

  14. #14
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    Apr 2006
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    Seattle
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    Quote Originally Posted by milkbone View Post
    1. If I could change one thing about my body....it would be getting rid of my titanium plated jaw, and the constant nerve pain that has come with it for the past (almost) four years.

    2. Because I'd be able to kiss my bf w/o pain, read my kids a full book outloud, sleep comfortably, wear hoodies again, and not have my helmet so tight that it's suction cupped to my head LOL (since I can't wear the straps.)

    3. Everyone would be delighted, my kids could rough house, my fam/friends would be able to give me nice tight hugs without worry, and I'd be the most happy not living in pain!

    Don't get me wrong, the pain does get highly aggravating but I have learned to deal and just think when it almost gets the best of me, "Any day above ground is a good day." And I'm above ground, 'tis a good day.
    um, Milkbone, may I ask why you have titanium in your jaw?


    ps if we're really just fantasizing, I'd have a lush head of wavy thick hair that easily touched my butt. I'd toss it and complain about what a hassle it is to have hair like this, particularly in front of friends with dull, thin, hair that doesn't ever get long without looking like something a witch would have.
    Mimi Team TE BIANCHISTA
    for six tanks of gas you could have bought a bike.

  15. #15
    Join Date
    Oct 2007
    Location
    Virginia's Blue Ridge
    Posts
    500
    1) Banish assorted muscular aches and pains, especially an ongoing backache. (Workin' on it, with stretches and core exercises!)

    Secondary wishes:

    2) Eyesight that doesn't require glasses or contacts.

    3) More fast-twitch fiber or whatever works to be a little speedier on the road and trails.

    4) Less 'talent' for retaining tension from the top of my head to the tips of my toes. A better ability to let go, truly relax, AND sleep well. (Workin' on that too!)

    5) More upper body strength. (Yep, workin' on it!)

    6) Oh, and thick, shiny, naturally curly locks instead of baby-fine, straight tresses, LOL!
    "If there are no dogs in heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went." (Will Rogers)

 

 

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