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  1. #1
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    Someone HELP!!! Please....I beg you

    I've been taken over by aliens. I need help now. I have just spent my two days off cleaning carpets. Obviously someone..........or something has taken over. Pay no attention if I try to resist....whisk me away where these terrible effects can be reversed before it's too late. I'm afraid I may be forced to mop, or worse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jusdooit View Post
    I've been taken over by aliens. I need help now. I have just spent my two days off cleaning carpets. Obviously someone..........or something has taken over. Pay no attention if I try to resist....whisk me away where these terrible effects can be reversed before it's too late. I'm afraid I may be forced to mop, or worse.
    There is only one cure. You must be abducted by a human.... me. You must clean my carpets until they are spotless, then you will be cured of this affliction.

  3. #3
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    ???

    Me thinks you're in cahots with abductors. LOL

  4. #4
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    Those aliens were at my house last week...I chased them your way.

  5. #5
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    Those aliens have never visited my house... maybe they should.
    Check out my running blog: www.turtlepacing.blogspot.com

    Cervelo P2C (tri bike)
    Bianchi Eros (commuter/touring road bike)

    1983 Motobecane mixte (commuter/errand bike)
    Cannondale F5 mountain bike

  6. #6
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    Me too me too! Heeeeelp!
    Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be bent out of shape.
    > Remember to appreciate all the different people in your life!

  7. #7
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    mop

    Mopping

    They're coming take me away! Actually, they've taken me away already..

    C

  8. #8
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    I think they've invaded here too, vacuuming the carpets with a vengence (Of course it can't have anything to do with the fact that Chloe has shed so much that if all of the shed fur was gathered into a pile it would equal a litter of puppies!)

  9. #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by nancielle View Post
    (Of course it can't have anything to do with the fact that Chloe has shed so much that if all of the shed fur was gathered into a pile it would equal a litter of puppies!)
    And that's why when we bought our house we chose one with all tile. Sure it's cold in the winter, but the dog hair no longer accumulates and we get the entertainment of watching dog hair tumbleweeds go by every so often.
    Check out my running blog: www.turtlepacing.blogspot.com

    Cervelo P2C (tri bike)
    Bianchi Eros (commuter/touring road bike)

    1983 Motobecane mixte (commuter/errand bike)
    Cannondale F5 mountain bike

  10. #10
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    Come hither, little one
    A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.

  11. #11
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    Your bike must be lonely! Poor bike! Go now! Rideth thy bike!!!
    "Being retired from Biking...isn't that kinda like being retired from recess?" Stephen Colbert asked of Lance Armstrong

 

 

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