*snort*
I've told this story before, but it deserves retelling: I was out cleaning the winter gunk off my bike one lovely spring afternoon, when the Pakistani woman who just moved in across the street came up and shyly asked if I could take a look at her daughters bike, because it "didn't work".
Apart from a flat tire front and back, the rear gearing, a gripshift, wouldn't budge. When I looked closer at it I could see that whoever had put the bike together hadn't quite grasped the concept of cutting the wire to fit. Hmm, small bike, long wire, what the heck, let's WRAP THE SURPLUS AROUND THE FRAME.
Winter riding is much less about badassery and much more about bundle-uppery. - malkin
1995 Kona Cinder Cone commuterFrankenbike/Selle Italia SLR Lady Gel Flow
2008 white Nakamura Summit Custom mtb/Terry Falcon X
2000 Schwinn Fastback Comp road bike/Specialized Jett