Menopause Jewelry

[bikerchick68]

My husband, unhappy with my mood swings during menopause, bought me a Mood ring the other day, so he would be able to monitor my moods.

We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his f___ing forehead.

Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.

[Trekhawk]

Snort!!! Thanks for the morning laugh.

[margo49]

Brilliant!

[ClockworkOrange]

My husband, unhappy with my mood swings during menopause, bought me a Mood ring the other day, so he would be able to monitor my moods.

We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his f___ing forehead.

Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.

Just ridden home by bike, the long way round, 10 miles (a lot for me), especially after work. Got home, made his sarnies for tomorrow, cooked a nice meal, loaded up dishwasher, now sat here knackered.

THEN................I read your thread, it's the funniest thing I have read in ages, a real gem...........


Sally

[Zen]

eh. diamonds are overrated. how about a nice emerald,ruby, sapphire, opal or topaz instead

[makbike]

Thanks for the laugh I needed a good one today!

[Trek420]

eh. diamonds are overrated. how about a nice emerald,ruby, sapphire, opal or topaz instead

or get her a nice "ti anniversary bike"

[Zen]

or get her a nice "ti anniversary bike"

I love that image.
And hate diamond commmercials that show a woman looking adoringly at a man who gave her a diamond. Yeah. Then he left his wet towels and nasty underwear lying on the bathroom floor

[mimitabby]

I hate the diamond thing too. There are so many pretty things, why get a clear crystal mined in south africa by mistreated men. UGH
you could get zirconium for 1/10th of the price, made by mad scientists instead.

Support your local scientist!

[RoadRaven]

Too funny
I am sending this one to some of the girls at work!

Mimi... way to go... mad scientists are much maligned and often closeted away from the world... if we support them just a tad more, they too may know the wonders of fresh air and sunlight!

*joins in the chant* Support your local scientist!*

[Zen]

Show me you love me...buy me a circular saw or a new set of tires

[Velobambina]

I never got an engagement ring, which is not a big deal to me. I wear a wedding band, which came from Ireland., and no other rings.

It amuses me to see some chicks "check out" other chicks' jewelry, clothes, hair dos, etc. I used to share an office with an Ice Princess who was all about who had the biggest jewels, nicest (biggest) house, most perfect kids, etc. It bothered her that I didn't care about that stuff. Anyway, ironically enough, her diamond is big but her husband (who works in the same fed'l agency) has a well known rep for infidelity and was once picked up for soliciting a hooker (turned out to be a vice cop---hubby showed his credentials, trying to get out of the bust, and the DC cops called our workplace about it.). LOL. I do feel sorry for her to an extent, however.

[Zen]

First there were Blood diamonds, I guess now there are Guilt diamonds (kobe diamonds?)

Not too big on bling, myself. I can't even remember to wear earrings.