Well, there is now apparently a Performance Bike in Portland, and I haaaad to check it out. Ugh, what a let down! The stories are true, they're stocked with clueless idiots, a bunch of glorified Kmart bikes, and some really sweet bikes the employees don't have enough savvy to sell. Ugh, for the price of the schwill they were passing off, a poor unsuspecting customer could still do better with $300-$500 bike from the LBS. Ooooh, but this is *Performace* bike so the average idiot must really be getting something. Anyway, aside from the rude jerk who told me that "chain checkers" were over on the tool wall, and blue aluminum (uuuuh, the whole wall is full of blue!!!) I still had fun.
I got myself a pair of the ultra shorts, and daaaaang they are short!!! But, the good news is they have the elastic interface chamois, which I'm spoiled by, so I'm pleased, and for $50. The only thing that kills me, is that there are all these "ornamental" panels, but a seam right down the inside of the thigh. Hrmmm, probably won't bother me, but I haven't rode them yet to tell. We shall see.