Rant against deer

[7rider]

Grrrrrr...

I just have to vent.
Our neighbors are away for a quick vay-cay. They have a young peach tree still in a pot that they have not decided where to put in the ground. So they gave it to us for the week to keep watered.
It had 4 lovely peaches growing on it. Two were nearly ripe. Ohhhh....every day, I'd water that tree and gaze at those young peaches, filling out...looking oh-so-lovely. That's one of my summer faves - a juicy fresh peach.
This morning.....as we left for work, I checked on their progress.

GONE!!!

All four - even the green ones! Leaves surrounding them, nipped away!!
It was those dam deer!!! A peach pit lay on the ground, adding insult to injury.

Ooooohhhh....I hate those peach eating yard rats. When we first moved in...I thought they were so charming. Cute doey eyes. Fuzzy muzzles. A little bit of nature in our own back yard. But they are evil.
WHY, WHY, WHY can't those stupid deer eat the weeds (lord knows we have PLENTY of those!! )? Why do they eat my neighbor's peaches????
Aaarrrrgggghhhhhh!!!!!!

Okay. Rant over.

[RolliePollie]

Very cute, those pesky deer, but also very destructive! It's amazing what they can mow down in one night. I wish they would munch on my lawn instead of the fruits and flowers. Heaven knows I need help with the mowing. But my rose bushes would really love it if they could be allowed to bloom just once this summer!

We've always had deer here, but the population is booming! This area has had about the same human population for years, so I don't think the deer are being driven out of their homelands by new development. They just have a very high birth rate. I don't mind them so much...until they eat my favorite flowers or jump in front of my car (or worse yet, my bike!).

I'm very sorry about your peaches

[Trek420]

Sorry about the peaches

Yes, they are beautiful animals, graceful, powerful, awwwwww cute little fawn twins, powerful bucks with horns, each doe eyed beast an essential part of natures plan and the enviornment, delicious as grilled chops or roast but oooooooh so hard to garden around.

Where I grew up we had plenty of deer.

At first my parents tried to garden around them, find things they don't like, roses :: gulp ::: lemons with thorns :::: burp ::: quince that even people can't eat without tons of sugar :::urp::

Individual fences around plants or sections they gracefully leaped, they scoffed at mountain lion dung, they laughed at our dog...well, you would laugh at a Welsh Terrier too if you were a deer .... you name it we tried it.

When the hills above got brown and they were driven down the hill to get water they eat anything, when they hills above are green they eat your best plants.

Eventually a solution, 12 foot high redwood fence and gate and the garden flourished

And then what to do about gophers from below? ;-)

[Zen]

Deer do what deer do.
DOH!

[Wahine]

The deer ate my tomato plants, all of them.

They like to sleep in the mulch pile right outside of my front door.

I do like venison however.

[Zen]

Your're running a Sandals for deer. Fresh food, fine soft bed, whats not to like?