Most people who regularly work out at a gym try to fit in and not cause inconvenience to others, or unreasonaable costs to gym. On the other side of that, most of us also understand that we're all a little different, and a little tolerance goes a long way...but if you're like me there are some people who make you wish you could post the rules. Let's have some fun and write the rules that should be hanging at the gym. I'll put one out here in a minute, as soon as I pick the my pettest of pet peeves...If you've got one, chime in!
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03-01-2007, 02:38 PM #1
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If I Could Write The Locker Room Rules...
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03-01-2007, 02:42 PM #2
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NO CELL PHONES!!!!
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03-01-2007, 02:43 PM #3
"Ride lots!"
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Don't put on your make-up, style your hair, or whatever in front of the paper towel dispenser.
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03-01-2007, 02:51 PM #4Kitsune06 Guest
Do not allow your children to run about like wild buffalo
Do not spread your cr@p out all over the entire bench
Please wipe the bench after you sat on it in your swim suit- it's wet.
No nasty shoes on the same wet bench, then it's wet AND dirty...
If you have to look, at least do it subtly.
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03-01-2007, 02:52 PM #5
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Perfume is supposed to be used sparingly.
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03-01-2007, 02:55 PM #6
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Locker room rules
If you sprinkle when you tinkle
Be a sweetie, wipe the seatie !
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03-01-2007, 02:58 PM #7
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Don't clog the sink or shower drains with your 2 foot long hairs.
And don't brush your hair over the sink and leave hairs wound all over it for the next person to enjoy.Lisa
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03-02-2007, 05:22 PM #8
f/k/a Mr. S.
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I thought this was a man problem
Originally Posted by carpaltunnel
If you don't grow where you're planted, you'll never BLOOM - Will Rogers
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03-01-2007, 03:25 PM #9
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And if you don't want to be looked at, don't parade around nude like you're in your own bedroom. Originally Posted by Kitsune06
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03-01-2007, 04:45 PM #10
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Do not dry your hair nekkid. Do not dry your other hair. Do not talk on the cell phone while nekkid. Do not talk to me while nekkid. Do not talk to your three friends, all of you while nekkid. Do not watch TV while nekkid. Do not read the newspaper while nekkid. Do not fill your water bottle while nekkid.
Don't repeat over and over to your friends how fat you are. There's not an ounce of fat on your body.
Wear more deoderant, less perfume.~ Susie
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You will just know that you are going to finish and that was what you set out to do."
-- Michael Pate, "When Big Boys Tri"
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03-01-2007, 04:49 PM #11
listen to the bees
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Originally Posted by Offthegrid
Can we wear deodorant while nekkid??
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07-12-2008, 04:28 AM #12
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Originally Posted by Offthegrid
Whawhawhat?!?!?I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
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07-16-2008, 12:25 PM #13
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OMG...I just found this thread. Originally Posted by Offthegrid
A few weeks ago I was at my gym (small independent gym) in the locker room (very small) getting ready. Usually I am in there alone...but this gal came in--undressed all the way except for thong--and she did a LOT of parading around. And yes came over (only in thong) to wash face a sink next to me. Just don't understand the parading half dressed or nekkid. I must be modest! I dress in the shower stall behind the curtain after I shower. I know I am afraid of seeing my butt in the mirror nor do I want to frighten anyone else to death! (or cause permenant blindness!)
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03-01-2007, 07:13 PM #14
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What's the difference between walking and parading? Originally Posted by Bad JuJu
"The best rides are the ones where you bite off much more than you can chew, and live through it." ~ Doug Bradbury
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03-02-2007, 07:41 AM #15
listen to the bees
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Baton twirl. Originally Posted by Starfish
What's the difference between walking and parading?Lisa
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