Watching a recording of this week's "Two and a Half Men" while exercising this morning:
Berta upon figuring out that her wayward daughter is secretly seeing straight laced Allen (who is someone with an "indoor job that is not illegal"), she delightfully remarks:
"Dip me in butter and roll me in nuts"
What are your favorite quips?
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01-10-2007, 02:15 AM #1
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Quip of the Day
If you don't grow where you're planted, you'll never BLOOM - Will Rogers
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01-10-2007, 05:57 AM #2
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"Iam all hopped up on Mountain Dew and iam feeling crazy"!
Paraphrased from the movie Talladaga nights and spoken in the most southern accent i can manage.
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01-10-2007, 06:00 AM #3
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Those kids in that movie had the GREATEST lines!
I read recently that some people actually hate that movie. I can't imagine it!
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01-10-2007, 04:02 PM #4
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Dolores Claiborne
Kathy Bates in "Dolores Claiborne":
"Who died and left you the Grand Poobah of Upper Butt Crack?
Come one TE Ladies...I know you have them!If you don't grow where you're planted, you'll never BLOOM - Will Rogers
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01-10-2007, 05:42 PM #5
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Well this one's not from a movie; it's from a novel, but I've always loved it.
One woman complains to another that the tea is awfully strong and then:
"When I makes tea, I makes tea, and when I makes water, I makes water.
Well, I hope you don't make them in the same pot!"
Yeah, I know, it's dopey, but it cracks me up every time.Bad JuJu: Team TE Bianchista
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01-11-2007, 01:45 AM #6
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I like that one!
Originally Posted by Regina
So Simple, So True
If you don't grow where you're planted, you'll never BLOOM - Will Rogers
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