a compliment, I think

**jobob** · 07-16-2006, 07:30 PM

As we were driving home from the Healdsburg ride this weekend, Lee was remarking how we've met so many nice people from the TE list on various rides.

Then he quipped:
"Yeah, you've met all these people over the internet and none of them seem to be axe murderers".

So if any of you are axe murderers, no need to tell Lee.

**spazzdog** · 07-16-2006, 07:51 PM

ah man!! And I was hoping to finally share my big secret...

sp-axx, er I mean, spazz

**BikeMomma** · 07-16-2006, 11:23 PM

Is there such thing as a nice axe murderer?? Oh no...the oft-supressed sick sense of humor is rearing it's head....

Maybe one of us will be an axe murderer in our next life, but for now, I think we're safe. whew....

Tell Lee we don't think he's an axe murderer either.

~AxeMomma... DOH!!! er...BikeMomma (heehee)

**Dogmama** · 07-17-2006, 03:54 AM

When I was having tire problems, the first thing my DH asked was:

"Did you ask the girls on Team Estrogen?"

(I already had!)

**crazycanuck** · 07-17-2006, 04:20 AM

Compliment yes..

Didn't you know i'm a former spy & like to suck the air out of the enemy's bike tires...

No? Oh ok then..I'll go back to the TE closet with the boogey man....

c

**Dogmama** · 07-17-2006, 04:26 AM

I'll bet you hate tires with Slime!

**Trek420** · 07-17-2006, 04:56 AM

dang, there goes my plan to steal your kidneys next time

**spazzdog** · 07-17-2006, 06:17 AM

"I ate her liver with a nice chianti and some fava beans, mmmmmm"

spaxx

**margo49** · 07-17-2006, 06:25 AM

I used to be pretty handy with an ax(e)
Then I had a mastectomy which ruined my swing ;
so I taught the SO about swing and grain and all the usual Secret Wisdom and he does all the firewood now. He got real into it and is our kibbutz chain-saw expert as well now
DS #1 we started to train with a tomahawk to do the kindling when he was 12 or 13 and then at about 16 he graduated to The Big Ax(e). Little DS just started last winter. I bought him a brand new tomahawk and wrote his name on the handle. He loves it

**MomOnBike** · 07-17-2006, 06:57 AM

A "friend" told me right before I married DH that DH is an axe murderer. No problem, I just keep the axes away from him. He hasn't murdered a one since we've been married.

It's all true!

**ladyfish** · 07-17-2006, 07:28 AM

What do all these people have against axes? Why do people want to murder them? What has that ax ever done to you? Most axes I know are useful and pretty quiet when not in use.

**DebW** · 07-17-2006, 07:32 AM

Originally Posted by crazycanuck

Compliment yes..

Didn't you know i'm a former spy & like to suck the air out of the enemy's bike tires...

No? Oh ok then..I'll go back to the TE closet with the boogey man....

c

Is that why people inflate their tires with CO2? So tire suckers will pass out? I'm going to use helium and then I'll find the tire suckers by their funny voice.

**Dogmama** · 07-17-2006, 07:34 AM

Originally Posted by ladyfish

What do all these people have against axes? Why do people want to murder them? What has that ax ever done to you? Most axes I know are useful and pretty quiet when not in use.

Imagine mounting an ax to your top tube instead of a pump. Do ya think you'd finally get some respect in traffic?

**snapdragen** · 07-17-2006, 08:03 AM

Originally Posted by Dogmama

Imagine mounting an ax to your top tube instead of a pump. Do ya think you'd finally get some respect in traffic?

I find a sawed off shotgun slung across my back does the trick......

**spazzdog** · 07-17-2006, 08:32 AM

And a handlebar mounted Gatling gun REALLY clears traffic out of the way

See!!!

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