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  1. #1
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    Please, Need good thoughts!

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    I ordered a bathing suit.

    What will it be, comedy, tragedy or Theater of the Absurd?!
    Each day is a gift, that's why it is called the present.

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    I tried on the last suit I ordered online (and promptly returned) right after dinner. I unequivocally recommend that you try yours on with an empty stomach. The horror of what I looked like still haunts me.
    Live with intention. Walk to the edge. Listen hard. Practice wellness. Play with abandon. Laugh. Choose with no regret. Continue to learn. Appreciate your friends. Do what you love. Live as if this is all there is.

    --Mary Anne Radmacher

  3. #3
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    Thanks for the giggle!! I'll keep you in my thoughts.
    Living life like there's no tomorrow.

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  4. #4
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    A little candlelight, a little wine, some mood music, and angle the top of the mirror toward you.
    Last edited by redrhodie; 07-06-2012 at 07:10 AM.
    '02 Eddy Merckx Fuga, Selle An Atomica
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    Slacker on wheels.

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    You are hysterical. I'm sure it will be a great adventure!
    2013: Riding a Dolce sport compact for fun and a vintage Jetter with cargo rack for commuting

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  6. #6
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    I ordered a suit online after trying on a gazillion one day (my size wasn't at the store). Had it shipped to my little sister's house so it would be there when I came to visit a few days later. She opened it out of curiosity, and called me to tell me it looked HUGE...well, when I tried it on, it fit perfectly

    I can't complain, it really looks pretty good on me, but it's a bikini with boy-short bottoms and the bottoms look pretty massive when they're just sitting there! So don't judge the suit before you try it on, either!

    "I never met a donut I didn't like" - Dave Wiens

  7. #7
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    Thanks everyone!

    I used the free shipping option, so I will have 5 to 9 days of contemplation before the big day.
    Each day is a gift, that's why it is called the present.

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    I'm paraphrasing a friend of mine on Facebook, but I loved it so much that I'm keeping it.

    How to get your body bikini ready:
    Step 1. Stand in front of the mirror and proudly state: "B**CH, I AM FABULOUS!"
    Step 2. Put on bikini.


    -- gnat!
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  9. #9
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    OK, this inspired me to buy my first 2 piece (not a tankini) in like 20 years. Looking at others at the pond, I deduced I am OK to wear this, but who knows when it arrives.
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  10. #10
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    WTG Crankin!
    Each day is a gift, that's why it is called the present.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gnat23 View Post
    I'm paraphrasing a friend of mine on Facebook, but I loved it so much that I'm keeping it.

    How to get your body bikini ready:
    Step 1. Stand in front of the mirror and proudly state: "B**CH, I AM FABULOUS!"
    Step 2. Put on bikini.


    -- gnat!
    This and a little body hair maintenance too.
    Each day is a gift, that's why it is called the present.

  12. #12
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    2 piece arrived.
    I wore it to neighborhood pond.
    Nobody fainted.
    It looks OK; it actually fit well. I feel a little uncomfortable about the hip area, but, it's OK. Not sure if I will wear it in a more public venue.
    2015 Trek Silque SSL
    Specialized Oura

    2011 Guru Praemio
    Specialized Oura
    2017 Specialized Ariel Sport

  13. #13
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    Congratulations Crankin!

    Mine is still not here yet.
    Maybe today?
    Each day is a gift, that's why it is called the present.

  14. #14
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    Oh, good grief. I guess I messed up my order and didn't complete it (until this morning). So I'm starting my wait over.

    *eye roll*
    Each day is a gift, that's why it is called the present.

  15. #15
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    Jeez Malkin, the suspense is killing me.

    Garnet Hill has a bunch of swimsuits on sale right now.
    '02 Eddy Merckx Fuga, Selle An Atomica
    '85 Eddy Merckx Professional, Selle An Atomica

    '10 Soma Double Cross DC, Selle An Atomica

    Slacker on wheels.

 

 

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