Helps keep the cardiologist away, too. Flossing is so easy and good for you, it's amazing that so many people don't do it. Go floss!
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...is no longer necessary.
Why?
FLOSS!
(ok, there was also some therapy, and quite a few other changes, like, I don't go to the guy who used a hammer in my mouth, or the one who almost suffocated me, or the one who shamed me after I gagged and puked up that nasty pink impression stuff...)
So everybody, FLOSS YOUR TEETH!!!
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Each day is a gift, that's why it is called the present.
Helps keep the cardiologist away, too. Flossing is so easy and good for you, it's amazing that so many people don't do it. Go floss!
Mmmmm, love me my valium! Had some before an MRI, nice stuff.
Floss, however, also very good stuff!
Not only does it make dental appointments better and protect your heart, it also makes your breath less skanky.
(helpful hint: if you don't floss daily already, please do. Everyone around you notices your breath and will thank you for it)
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