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  1. #1
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    This made me laugh...

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    ...some people really don't deserve to be issued with a passport!!!

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/pi...daymakers.html
    One day, I'm going to buy a cottage in a small village and become its idiot!

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    Those were hilarious. It brings up some of the customers I had to deal with when I worked retail.
    Everything in moderation, including moderation.

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  3. #3
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    Sounds like it was their first time traveling. Anywhere. (or reading a book, or watching TV...)
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  4. #4
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    sandy

    " The beach was too sandy" *beats head against desk* haaaaa haaaa..loser no brained tourists.


    When Ian was on his OE in Canada, he worked for a clothing shop in Banff (aka a large tourist trap..Jasper's nicer!). One day a woman came in asking where the money changing place was & needed to get GBP's. He gave her directions & then asked if she was going to the UK. Nope, she was going to BC.

    I kid you not...

  5. #5
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    We live very close to Yellowstone National Park - they have a brochure that they give tourists at the gate - one year there was an insert in the brochure of complaints that the park received that were on the ridiculous side of things - my favorite was "there are too many bugs in the forest, you really should be spraying for them". Second favorite was "you should fence the roads so that Bison are unable to cross and slow traffic"
    Thanks for the laugh!

 

 

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