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  1. #1
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    Tell me the truth- How bad is a colonoscopy?

    I'm getting on Wednesday. I keep hearing how bad it is. How bad is it? Am I going to be completely miserable or what?

    I'm really dreading this more and more.
    "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather, to skid in broadside thoroughly used-up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming: WOW WHAT A RIDE!!!!"

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    It depends on what you have to take to 'clean you out'. I had to drink a gallon of this elixer. ..It was the worst part of the whole thing. I was gagging that stuff down by the end. They said they could keep me awake and let me know what they were doing and I said, no way!!! If I had the choice, I didn't want to have any memory of the procedure. They obliged. I woke up and my DH drove me home. I was a little sleepy when I got home, but all in all, I was ok.

  3. #3
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    Well, I got these pills that work like the stuff you drink. I have to take about 20 pills in one hour with about 40 oz of Sprite or sports drink... but I only have to take the pills. It sounded a lot better than having to drink that nasty stuff.

    And yes, I will be KNOCKED out for the entire thing.

    Ok, I might be Ok.
    "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather, to skid in broadside thoroughly used-up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming: WOW WHAT A RIDE!!!!"

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    My two co-workers who've had it done said it wasn't exaclty fun but worth doing. (One of 'em had it done as a "birthday present" on her fiftieth. NOt sure what that says about her sense of humor )

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    I had one just last Monday and have a post on it called "dread, Dread, DREAD".

    I had to drink the EZ Prep. It is not so bad. Only one 12 oz glass and it worked. Be prepared to spend a lot of time in the bathroom. I had a tv table with laptop, books, etc set up and ready. I was afraid I would be hungry, but you are so focused, you don't really think about it.

    The procedure itself was a BREEZE. Nothing to it.

    In 52 years, I've never been put to sleep. I did have a problem with nausea and throwing up after my procedure that was caused by the anesthetic. If you don't have problems being put to sleep, you should be fine.
    "Chisel praise in stone; write criticism in sand."

  6. #6
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    Two more things: baby wipes and vaseline. Use the vaseline before your rear starts to sting.
    "Chisel praise in stone; write criticism in sand."

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    Yep, the prep is the worst part, but bearable. I kept a tally--15 trips to the bathroom! I rather liked the procedure--sorta the twilight drugs. I remember right before I went out saying--Oooh! I'm floatin' to the ceiling. I've had 2. They are way more preferable to the sigmoid or the barium enema. Lotsa luck!
    Tis better to wear out than to rust out....

  8. #8
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    Well, for me, the after-effects were the worst. I did the prep to a "t" and did not "go" much at all - just a few squirts the morning of, so they ended up having to give me an enema beforehand. Then afterward, I swelled up like a stuffed sausage - all the prep stuff stayed inside and got absorbed. It lasted almost two weeks - could barely wear shoes and my eyes were little slits I was so swollen. I am VERY sensitive to sodium, so that's what my problem was . . .

    The procedure itself was no big deal as I was knocked out the whole time. I don't remember getting dressed or my hubby driving me home or anything. My brain didn't work for at least a day after, so working was out of the question.

  9. #9
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    Good luck, KSH! You should be well into your no-food day now. I have had one and have to have another in two years. I had to drink the stuff and it was miserable. The procedure was fine.

    Question - where can I get the pills next time? Do I have to have a prescription or are they over the counter like the liquid?
    "When I'm on my bike I forget about things like age. I just have fun." Kathy Sessler

    2006 Independent Fabrication Custom Ti Crown Jewel (Road, though she has been known to go just about anywhere)/Specialized Jett

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    Quote Originally Posted by IFjane View Post

    Question - where can I get the pills next time? Do I have to have a prescription or are they over the counter like the liquid?
    Yeah, they're prescription. The stuff I took was called Visicol.
    I'd rather be swimming...biking...running...and eating cheesecake...
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  11. #11
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    OK, so I got the pills. I took 20 of them... took the last 4, 45 minutes ago... and nothing.

    Hhhuuummmm... I hope there isn't an explosion of sorts!

    Otherwise... these pills aren't doing the job. Of course, I probably spoke too soon.

    I take my last batch of pills at 10:00 PM... and I have 12 left.

    I guess we will see.

    Honestly, I have more "bathroom" action on days that I eat and don't take silly pills.
    "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather, to skid in broadside thoroughly used-up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming: WOW WHAT A RIDE!!!!"

  12. #12
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    You can't rush this sort of fun
    I'd rather be swimming...biking...running...and eating cheesecake...
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    2008 Cervelo P2C Tri bike
    2011 Trek Madone 5.5/Cobb V-Flow Max
    2007 Jamis Coda/Terry Liberator
    2011 Trek Mamba 29er

  13. #13
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    Uh oh. I hope they work. I asked my doctor for pills and he said "no pills". He said he didn't think they worked as well. Maybe this is normal for the pills? I don't know.

    Did you drink a lot with them? (or are you supposed to?)
    "Chisel praise in stone; write criticism in sand."

 

 

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