Perhaps cyclists should volunteer!

[KnottedYet]

I'm sure the Post-Apocalyptic Pony Express could use cyclists as well as ponies!

www.rapture-relief.org

[PamNY]

Oh, this made my day.

[OakLeaf]

That reminded me I hadn't looked at Betty Bowers in a while.

Are we allowed to post this stuff here?

[lauraelmore1033]

Oh my, Betty Bower is so close to a coupla people I know, it's almost hard to tell it's over the top raging satire...

[marni]

betty bowers is alive and well right here next door to me in Katy Texas, which is why I always do on bike training sessions in the garage with the garage door oen so I can wave as she goes by.

marni

[Crankin]

I can't even look at that stuff as satire. I mean, it's funny, but after a million times of being told I was going to go to hell when I was a 15 year old who had just moved to Florida, I learned really fast that not everyone has the same ideas about life.
Marni, you must be kinder than me.

[KnottedYet]

Apparently it is 6pm Saturday... in every time zone... in order.... starting with California. (oooh, those *naughty* Californians!)

Do you have your pet care lined up? Here is just a small sample of the many services available:
http://aftertherapturepetcare.com/
http://postrapturepetcare.com/
http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/

Don't delay! Find a friendly atheist today!

[lauraelmore1033]

They all take paypal!

[bmccasland]

So where to the rest of us meet to party at 6:30 pm? Or should we wait until after the various pets left behind are taken care of first?

My wonderful nextdoor neighbor, who is a devout Christian, had this response: But I have a play the next two weekends! (and his play has a Christian satire theme, and is hosted in a church).

[OakLeaf]

Someone started an event on Facebook: "Post rapture looting." It's up to over 250,000 attendees.

[sundial]

You can be sure it won't happen on the date set by Camping.

In the event that I go poof, someone will have a hey day with all my bikes.

[sgtiger]

If any of my immediate neighbors go poof, I'm annexing their homes. I will be using one as additional bike storage and workshop. The others I'm thinking of razing for a community garden and mini goat farm, but I'm willing to see what other ideas anyone else in the neighborhood has. Just sayin'

[Trek420]

In the event that I go poof, someone will have a hey day with all my bikes.

If you ride a 47 cm I will take very good care of them

[sundial]

If you ride a 47 cm I will take very good care of them

You're in luck! My Pistola is a 47 and she's steel.

[Trek420]

I can take Paypal! And if you sign up for this service and don't go ::::: poof ::::: the money raised goes to Trips for Kids and or my sister's pledge goal for the Chron's and Colitis Foundation half-marathon.