YUCK!!!!!! My bike STINKS!!!

Geez, what a mess! Has anyone else ever done this? I don't recommend it.

I had three choices:

#1 Swerve around poo and get hit by car
#2 Swerve off road and into ditch/blackberry patch
#3 Ride through poo

I chose the poo. I gave my bike a full bath, but I still think it stinks. Although dog doo is one of those smells that kinda gets stuck in your nose, so maybe that's what I'm smelling. It was kinda hard to tell where the poo went, but I think there might be some lodged in my cassette. Evidently it was fresh, so it splattered pretty good. GROSS!!!