Bubba is all smiles because we got him a spurtle yesterday at the Whole Earth Festival. You say, what is the heck is a spurtle? It is the stirrer of choice for porridge. Invented by the Scots who are apparently the inventors of the spatula also. Since oatmeal seems to be a popular breakfast for cyclists thought all you should know how to fix it properly.

http://www.goldenspurtle.com

He is now armed with his spurtle and his "snot-flage" rag, a kharmic tie-died bandana. He is ever the trendsetter.