I am now a licensed MTBer!

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Be afraid. Be very afraid.
This is, of course, not an official "license" that they might take away from you if you make a mistake.

Nay, it's a course that runs at a bunch of bike stores around the country, led by qualified instructors.

We learned about 25 things, amongst them doing a "flip turn" with your bike when you're stuck in a trail*, what to do when braking hard so to make your wheel lock, how to get up&click in on an uphill, how to ride a steep downhill, and most "scarifying" but fun when done, how to get down a set of stairs, which were thankfully very shallow. No, wait, the downhill was the scarificatedest.

*that's standing with one foot clipped in. hahaha if you thought it was something truly fancy :-)