Sage words of hard-won wisdom:
Ladies, DO NOT drink an entire bottle of wine in one sitting.
Wish I had someone to be very quiet and just hold my head while I lie in a dark quiet room and quietly repeat to myself "don't do that again. don't do that again. don't do that again."
Instead of putting underwear on my head, I was putting it in the mail? Lordy, that's some intense red wine! And who did I mail the lampshade to, dear Trek?
Oh, hey, I was so drunk that I forgot the Neilson television folks called last night. I'm gonna be a Neilsen family! I told the chickie on the phone that I sometimes don't watch TV for days, and she laughed. don't think she believed me. Watch out, folks! I'm gonna skew the data on US television viewing!

