Oh, great... now they come in "glow in the dark."
I just can't keep a straight face.
http://www.wallbike.com/oddsnends/bananaguard.html
"the new design is more rigid"
Oh, dear.
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Oh, great... now they come in "glow in the dark."
I just can't keep a straight face.
http://www.wallbike.com/oddsnends/bananaguard.html
"the new design is more rigid"
Oh, dear.
It's not that I'm at a loss for words, I just don't know where to start.
I absolutely must have one of these. Glow in the dark, of course.
I have one of these! Not the glow in the dark one, unfortunately.
I use it to take bananas to work, but it's most important function is to entertain my colleagues if it's a slow day :D
I like the "preventing premature ripening" part. :eek:
How 'bout one in "ravishing red" - oh my!!
And passionate purple :p Is that a banana in your jersey pocket or are you just happy to see me? Someone had to say it :p
Where do you put the battery??
Who needs batteries :p :D :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lisa S.H.
Someone had to say it, sorry TE
:eek: :eek: :eek: :D
batteries??? Lisa! I thought you of all pple could appreciate the good ol' hand powered models! beefy forearms and all...
...gotta open the banana holder somehow:rolleyes: :p
Well....for the flashing blinkie lights and turn signals, of course! Don't want any traffic accidents, mind you. VrooOOOOOM....Quote:
Originally Posted by Kitsune06
They obviously have the "G" thing covered pretty well. :p
Oh boy...someone has gone bananas! (Sorry, had to say it!)
Um. They're bent.
I am pretty sure they cannot sell those in Texas. We have a law against selling things they deem immoral. :p :p
And just who decides that :eek: because one persons degenerate art is another persons banana keeper :) :p :p :D ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Aggie_Ama
"Everybody be cool..this is a banana up"
C
Two summers ago I went to a 3 day bike event by the Toronto Bicycling Club and they gave those away as door prizes. I didn't win one, but decided I had had to have one and they were only available in Canada. The shipping was a lot! But I actually love it for the fact that it works never realizing the implications of it! It keeps my bananas from getting pulverized!
Pulp fiction style...Quote:
Originally Posted by crazycanuck
best movie ever :DQuote:
JULES
Nobody's gonna hurt anybody. We're
gonna be like three Fonzies. And
what' Fonzie like?
No answer,
JULES
C'mon, what's Fonzie like?
YOLANDA
He's cool?
JULES
Correct-amundo! And that's what
we're gonna be, we're gonna be cool.
This from the Banana Guard Website:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lisa S.H.
Q: "Is there a battery attachment?"
A: No. The Banana Guard was designed for its intended purpose only as a device to prevent banana trauma during transport.
Q: "Not all bananas are the same size or shape, so how can the Banana Guard fit them all?"
A: The Banana Guard was specially designed to accommodate the majority of banana sizes. Our testing indicates that over 90% of commercially available bananas will fit into the Banana Guard. Highly curved bananas can be straightened ever-so-slightly without harm to fit the Banana Guard shape. The opposite holds true of very straight bananas.
So it's a one size fits all kinda thing? Hmmm, I dunno. That has never worked for me. I guess I'd have to be more precise and selective in choosing my bananas. Imagine standing there in the market with a tape measure and a protractor checking over the bananas. How many interesting stares do you think one would get? :eek: :D
Quote:
Originally Posted by nicole309
(!!!!!!!)
Nothing worse than a traumatized banana.
"I ain't falling for no banana in my tailpipe."
Excellent, Pedal Wench! :D
:eek: :o :eek: :o :eek: :o :p
Well, it would be better than bringing one of those *&^%$ things into the grocery store to size your bananas!Quote:
Originally Posted by Xrayted
Didn't that used to be called a cup?Quote:
Originally Posted by nicole309
Oh, I dunno', I think pulverizing bananas is loads of fun. Twice in one ride is even better.Quote:
Originally Posted by bikerbarb
:eek: :eek:
in my best, most innocent Steve Earkel voice: "Did I say thaaaaaaat??!
Lending more decorum and class to this thread, of course........:p
~BikeMomma
Well that's just what I was thinking. Must get the right size and all that. :o:eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Silver
oh my, (fans herself....)
I'm just happy it prevents premature ripening. Nothing worse than a banana being done before you're ready for it :eek:
you're on a roll!Quote:
Originally Posted by teigyr
Okay, some friends bought this Banana Bunker for DH for babysitting their dog one day. As a joke, of course (I HOPE!). :eek: I don't even want it in the house. I searched the site, and this looks different than the one that was posted before (unless I missed something). I think this is even worse! I have not found a banana that will even fit in it - the "ribbed for pleasure" area looks bendy, but isn't very flexible at all - the lid would pop off easier.
:eek::eek::eek::eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Skierchickie
That one is definitely worse....
Worse for who...er...I mean what? :DQuote:
Originally Posted by CA_in_NC
I think the ribbed part is to expand for your longer...bananas.
I want one of those.
I'll bet you do!Quote:
Originally Posted by Zen
Banana Bunker in action.
:eek::eek::eek::D:D:D
ROTFL! Thanks for a good laugh. I'd be too embarrased to pull that out in public. As it is, I can't eat a banana without Dh sniggering. Better to deal with a mushy banana.
Yep! :rolleyes::rolleyes: I so glad that the kids walked by while I was looking at this:rolleyes::rolleyes::eek::eek:
There's nothing like hearing your son say "whatttt is thatttt??"; "Don't worry son, it's just something you use to protect your banana"...and I always said "TE is a safe place!":)
Like stiger, thx for the laugh of the day. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by sgtiger
I never quite understood banana protectors that have been around for ages. Guess some people are real fussy about their banana(s). :p
Why not design one for..lovely mangoes or peaches? OK, we won't go there now. :o:p
I can't stop reading this thread...