Dear Cat

Dear Izzy: Now we know that you and your brother love to drink out of the big measuring cup, so we got you your own because the more water you drink the better. But the fact that you see this one as something to play in does not bode well for its longevity. Mommy did not like cleaning up water all over the floor this morning or trying to dry you off while you attacked me. And I really didn't like having to throw the water outside because you left a spider cricket in it. You're a pistol; you know that?

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Originally Posted by indysteel

Dear Izzy: Now we know that you and your brother love to drink out of the big measuring cup, so we got you your own because the more water you drink the better. But the fact that you see this one as something to play in does not bode well for its longevity. Mommy did not like cleaning up water all over the floor this morning or trying to dry you off while you attacked me. And I really didn't like having to throw the water outside because you left a spider cricket in it. You're a pistol; you know that?

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Izzy: But mom, it was a really cool game!

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Originally Posted by marni

he or she is playing with your mind .

Alternatively he/she could be implying that if you don't get up and feed them, right now this very instant, you will die.

Tuxs' favorite wake up routine is position his head against my face so that his bounteous whiskers go right up my nose. His alternative is to sit on the corner of my pillow in library lion position and just stare, and not with lovingly squinted eyes either.

marni

marni

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Marni, just thinking about your cats whiskers inside the nose, makes my nose itch!

Oh the stare! yes, they are saying: wake up now or you will die, LOL.

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Originally Posted by indysteel

Dear Izzy: Now we know that you and your brother love to drink out of the big measuring cup, so we got you your own because the more water you drink the better. But the fact that you see this one as something to play in does not bode well for its longevity. Mommy did not like cleaning up water all over the floor this morning or trying to dry you off while you attacked me. And I really didn't like having to throw the water outside because you left a spider cricket in it. You're a pistol; you know that?

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She just wants to keep you entertained :)

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Originally Posted by Catrin

She just wants to keep you entertained :)

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And she's very good at that. There's never a dull day with Izzy in the house.

we have a fountain on the breakfast bar that the cats drink out of between bouts of flinging water from it, the sink, the toilet, and the dogs water dish.

They were obviously otters or water sprites in a former life.

Dear Lyra,

yes, we know it's hunting season again. We know you love it. And I'm totally fine, actually, with you catching mice and bringing them indoors, as long as you kill them quickly and either eat them completely or not at all.

But do you have to do all this right outside our bedroom door? You have the whole house! We're sleeping! We're not coming out to watch!

Dear Mica,

You know I've been trying to both train the dog to not chase or harass you and convince you to stand up to her. All that work, when all you needed was some catnip. Under the influence, you are fearless!

So, was all this just a plot to ensure a daily dose of catnip?

Love, your supplier

Since I do not have a cat... allow me to share another video clip that had me laughing:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q34z5dCmC4M

"Cat articulates his existence". Except for the narrator lacking a real French accent, it is perfect.

this is our Mane Coon to the letter, including the markings! Tux's hell mate twin is alive and well. What a hoot!

marni

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Originally Posted by pll

Since I do not have a cat... allow me to share another video clip that had me laughing:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q34z5dCmC4M

"Cat articulates his existence". Except for the narrator lacking a real French accent, it is perfect.

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That was hilarious! :D

Poked around and found this one too. A standoff between a cat and a deer ten times it's size:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihuMK...eature=related

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Originally Posted by pll

Since I do not have a cat... allow me to share another video clip that had me laughing:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q34z5dCmC4M

"Cat articulates his existence". Except for the narrator lacking a real French accent, it is perfect.

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So funny!! But poor French kittie!

Dear Lucy:

I know that you like to help mommy with her work-outs, but laying on my back when I am trying to do the plank position is just not very helpful.

Dear Fat Cat,

I'm sorry I scared you earlier today. Pouncing on me while I'm cleaning is a bad idea, I didn't mean to scream.

Sincerely the lady on the floor.

Dear Cats,
All of you that joined me on the bed when you hear the sound of the very upset cat on the video I was watching. It was just a video and not of your siblings re being tortured!

Sincerely you momma whom must be so bored she is watching cat videos on You Tube!

Dear Big Cat,

I don't know whether it was you or the tall child Henri le chat noir was channeling, but he's clearly got one or both of you pegged.

The woman who feeds you

Dear cat,
It is ok when someone comes to our door. You don't have to get so upset.
WARNING..if you have pet's around while listening to this they might react. Bo when he heard himself on this video freaked out agian then got his sister;s all worked up.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0CTAsveZiU&feature=plcp

Dear cats,
What's the earliest I can give you dinner and have it still count as dinner, not a super-special late afternoon treat, to be followed by a demand for dinner?

Dear girl cat,
Thankfully, you don't produce hair balls often. Was the yowling that accompanied the event due to your surprise? Were you proud of the size of the hair ball? Or were you not feeling well and wanting some comforting?

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Originally Posted by skhill

Dear cats,
What's the earliest I can give you dinner and have it still count as dinner, not a super-special late afternoon treat, to be followed by a demand for dinner?

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Hee-hee :D

Lyra was so pleased today because I woke her up from a lovely late afternoon nap, when she was still in an excellent forgiving mood, by saying those magic four words: "Do you want food?"

Dear cat,
why do I feel so nervous taking you to the vet for a teeth cleaning? Your the one that has to have it done and all you want from me right now is food. But you can't have any. I hope you forgive me for this.
Love,
Mom
I promise tonight big ol plate of wet food!

Dear Rio De Janeiro:
In our supremacy battles, who wins all the time? The human or the beast? Every time I look directly into your blue/gray marble size eyes for more than 30 seconds you always end up showing your belly to mama. Purrr-ender to me!

PS: Granted, sometimes you don't even pay attention to me ;)

Dear Zia,

Surprise love bites while you're purring and cuddling with me may be acceptable in your culture, but it's considered pretty rude where I come from.

Dear cat,

Please stop punching me in the face while Im sleeping with your claws casually hanging out, I will be able to adore and pet you much more efficiently tomorrow if you will just let me sleep. Or is this about the new dog? It's been 3 years, it's time to forgive!!!

Dear Big Cat,

I don't know what your new fascination with the piano keys is about, but please stop trying to bite them when I'm doing scales to rehab the hand/arm; sometimes you miss and get me instead. Bad enough I have to deal with your huge furriness on my lap when I sit down to do this; we don't need to add cleaning blood off the piano to the mix.

Thank you.

Love,
The woman who feeds you

Dear cat:
What exactly is so interesting about the (not-running) ceiling fan? Also, what's so awesome about the bathroom that you go running in there when I turn my back?

And just so you know, I do bathe, and it is possible to be clean without being covered in cat spit.

Dear Kitty Pie,

I'll turn on the kitchen and bath faucet for you to drink from forever and always. Why you won't drink from a dish or bowl I don't know, but if fresh running water is what you require, fresh running water is what you will get.

You are amazing and perfect and the most bestest kitty ever and I LOVE YOU WAY TOO MUCH!!!!

Mommy

Dear cat:

I left you alone for 20 minutes so that I could get dinner. That is not the same thing as abandoning you in the box by the side of the highway. So stop acting like I betrayed your trust. Goodness knows what Monday will look like...:rolleyes:

Dear outside kitty,

I'm really sorry I didn't see you there until my dog lunged and cornered you. Glad you know how to take care of yourself-- Stella walked away with bloody nose and forehead. I'm afraid you didn't cure her of going after cats, but I'll keep a closer eye on her.

Dear cat:

A couple of things:
1) Thank you so much for sticking your paws in my cereal this morning. I assure you that it's perfectly safe for me to eat, but it is not kitty food. You're lactose-intolerant, and there's a reason I feed you low-grain food. You should also note that I don't stick my hands in your food while you're eating, and at least wash them!

2) The reason I keep accidentally kicking you is that you somehow manage to get underfoot. While it's sweet that you like following me around, it would be rather nice if you could stay more than six inches from me. Also, please stop hanging out in the bathroom doorway when the lights are out. A black kitty in a dark room is an accident waiting to happen!

Love,
Me.

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Originally Posted by Brandi

Dear cat,
It is ok when someone comes to our door. You don't have to get so upset.
WARNING..if you have pet's around while listening to this they might react. Bo when he heard himself on this video freaked out agian then got his sister;s all worked up.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0CTAsveZiU&feature=plcp

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My dog was VERY surprised by this video. Her ears were practically on top of her head.

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Dear sweet, beloved, ancient black kitten,

I fed you 3 different kinds of food today. I'm even going to feed you one more time before I go to bed. Can tonight be the night that you sleep all the way through, rather than punching me at 3 am because you are hungry? I'm trying, I really am, but it's hard to determine what food you like when it changes on a daily basis....

All my love, and more,
your mommy

Dear Sweet Kitty,

Thank you - again - for bringing me breakfast in bed. I noticed how carefully you carried today's offering so as not to leave any blood on the quilt. But alas, your delicate handling resulted in breakfast scurrying away as soon as you dropped him.

It is now 6 hours later and you keep vigil in my room. And of course, you choose the weekend I was planning on painting the other room, so all the stuff from that room, is in my room, creating no shortage of hiding places. I'm off to work now. I'm guessing you'll still be there when I get home tonight. No mouse parts in the bed, please.

I still love you,
The woman who does just fine with cereal. And coffee. Don't forget the coffee ;)

Dear Catkin,

I am very glad you can operate your legs now, unlike when we brought you home and you were completely splayed and could hardly walk, let alone run or even think about jumping. However, it is not necessary to jump on top of everything. Candle sticks are not cat toys, and items on 6' high shelves are there to be out of the way, not to be seen as a challenge for you to overcome.

And please just forget about sneaking out to climb Whitney, Kilamanjaro, or Everest--by the time you got there you would be old enough not to care anymore.

Dear Chloe and Calypso,
Thank you for returning my sunglass. Leaving them by the front door was a nice touch. I've been wondering where I lost them.

Now if you would please return my Mardi Gras reading glass? I know they're fun and sparkly, but I need them more than you do. :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by bmccasland

Dear Chloe and Calypso,
Thank you for returning my sunglass. Leaving them by the front door was a nice touch. I've been wondering where I lost them.

Now if you would please return my Mardi Gras reading glass? I know they're fun and sparkly, but I need them more than you do. :rolleyes:

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Your cats steal your glasses?!?:eek: That's kind of awesome. :)

Dear dummycat:

I love it when I walk into a room and the paper bag in the corner is purring.

P.S. Even if I was deaf and couldn't hear you, your tail is sticking out.

Dear cat,

Please stop yowling to go outside at 4:45 am-- the first sign of light-- so you can just hide in the hostas by the front door. You are learning that if you take me to the brink of sanity each morning, you will get what you want. I would like you to learn to operate the door yourself. Good luck with that, cat.

love,
Sleepless in St. Louis

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Originally Posted by chatnoire

Your cats steal your glasses?!?:eek: That's kind of awesome. :)

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Mine do too.
Awesome in theory maybe, but in practice it is just another way to lose my glasses.

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Originally Posted by bmccasland

Dear Chloe and Calypso,
Now if you would please return my Mardi Gras reading glass? I know they're fun and sparkly, but I need them more than you do. :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by malkin

Mine do too.
Awesome in theory maybe, but in practice it is just another way to lose my glasses.

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Found the Mardi Gras glasses, after I stepped on them with my work boots on. :o
The cats are innocent. This time.

Was wearing them perched on the top of my head while gardening. I swear I looked everywhere, including the area around the gardening project. But I found them yesterday while mowing. Glasses are ruined.

Will have to write the needlework shop in New Orleans to see if they still have them and can send me a replacement pair.

Dear Taffy
The weather is EXACTLY THE SAME out the back door as it is out the front. Same monsoon-like rain, same howling winds. And it's no good looking up at me and wailing indignantly about it - I'm not tall enough to turn off those taps.
Regards
Food2
(p.s. - Food1 isn't tall enough either)

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Originally Posted by nuliajuk

Dear Taffy
The weather is EXACTLY THE SAME out the back door as it is out the front. Same monsoon-like rain, same howling winds. And it's no good looking up at me and wailing indignantly about it - I'm not tall enough to turn off those taps.
Regards
Food2
(p.s. - Food1 isn't tall enough either)

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read R.A.Heinleins "the door into summer" an oldy but a goody with a most interesting cat character who is sure that the next door he goes to and wails at will be the door into summer. Needless to say, it isn't , in a very Heileinish sort of way.