What's sad is that the people I'm trying to send messages to DO understand that. And I know what ichat/emails from my mother that look like that mean.Quote:
Originally Posted by wackyjacky1
Printable View
What's sad is that the people I'm trying to send messages to DO understand that. And I know what ichat/emails from my mother that look like that mean.Quote:
Originally Posted by wackyjacky1
Dear my longhaired friend,
Thanks for leaving your most recent hairball on the bathroom floor-- that's a much better spot than my bed. But is there any way you could let me know its there before I step on it in the dark? And just how does a cat your size produce a hairball that big anyhow?
Love, your cleaning crew
Dear Cats,
Thank you for coming to my rescue while crying. It had been a bad day and having the two of you come snuggle next to me purring away really helped.
The Mom
Oh.... There are worse things to step on in the dark. Mine left a mouse head for me. Yes, just the head (like in the Godfather), such love!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by skhill
Shannon
and there is nothing at all like stepping into a nice warm shower first thing in the morning and finding a dead rabbit eyebll staring up at you from the drain.
marni
Marni ftw!:D
Dear Kitties,
Thank you so much for the warm snuggles upon my return home from a trip. It's not coming home to an empty house when I have my little furballs to look forward to.
So glad my cats stay in and the critters stay out!! The worse I find are dismembered crickets.
Dear kitten:
I don't know how something so small can have lungs so large. Or the vocal capacity to yowl at full volume for 12 hours straight. Impressive. But I can't wait until I pick you up and you're semi-sedated.
Sincerely,
The woman who is getting you snipped
Wow. Sounds like something from a Hitchcock film.., or a Steven king novel.Quote:
Originally Posted by marni
The second and third time it happened I was ever so sanguine about it. However, the cats both became indoor cats the very next day!Quote:
Originally Posted by Roadtrip
marni
Totally. LOL :D and blech :eek: !Quote:
Originally Posted by lph
This made me laugh too. I've had the mouse head only experience and the odd kidney lying about but thankfully no rabbit eyeballs. Mine got a bell put on him the day he brought a bird home. He still managed to catch mice though which is beyond me as he was tubby (6.5 kg) and the least agile cat I know. I miss the boy who lives with the ex now.
Dear Aggie,
I must tell you how relieved I am that you've decided that cold wet weather is NOT your thing. It is amazing how happy you are to just stay in the house on my bed (smiling glibly) instead of wanting out at all hours of the day and night.
I'm sleeping better,thanks
m
Dear (formerly?) evil cat,
We've had you for 4 years. You were the most ungrateful cat I've ever known, and you wanted nothing to do with us. People were afraid of you, because you would attack people for doing things like walking, or shifting in their seat. Now, suddenly, you are in my room, snuggling up, and licking my face. Don't get me wrong, it's adorable, but also kind of terrifying. Sorry for wondering if one day Ill wake up without a kidney
Love,
your adoring but terrified bed partner
The big guy in my avatar (RIP) used to send things to the printer from my computer. More complicated because I was at my house about 20 miles away from my work, where the printer was. So I'd have to email someone and say - you know that email conversation we were having? Well Bailey just sent it to the printer. Could you run over there and pick it up? He would also send emails just as I opened them, so the recipient got a blank email.Quote:
Originally Posted by wackyjacky1
Love all these stories. Cats are just so entertaining!