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Dear Computer Gods,
I'm unsure whether you are trying to protect me or screw me up.
When I'm trying to bid on a commuting bike on Ebay as an auction is ending, this is not normally a good time for my virus software to start updating.
However, as I may have found better on Craigslist this morning, perhaps you are acting in my best interest :confused:
Dear Potential Home Buyer,
I know you are searching for the perfect home for your pet. Firenze11 has just the home! It is neat, tidy and comes furnished with pet hair. :) What more could you ask? Oh, and the price is just right. Please make a bid soon so she doesn't have to bust her hiney day in and day out just to keep the house extra clean for non-pet buyers.
Sincerely,
Dyson Dame
Dear Weather Gods:
Will you PLEASE get with it so we can have some spring rides with our club? 3/4 scheduled rides have been cancelled over the last 2 weeks because of SNOW. Hello? It's the end of April already!
Our weekly rides are supposed to start today. It's raining AND snowing out there. :mad: Yesterday it was beautiful.:rolleyes: Tomorrow it's supposed to be beautiful again. :rolleyes: Please make sure from now on that all the Wednesdays are nice.
Thank you kindly,
Me
Dear bank that owns the house in Banks (ironic, isn't it?) -
Please get off your hiney and do something. You have been sitting on one offer for 30 days now. You've now also been sitting on our offer for more than 2 weeks. Don't you want to get this house off your records and sold? Please initiate some action towards this end. To put it simply, we'd like you to ___ or get off the pot, please.
Thank you very much,
GLC & Mr GLC
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Originally Posted by GLC1968
Banks?? DH was offered a large sum of $$ to relocate there and take a job in 1998. We aren't there :D
Dear Bank - Get away from the donuts and crack the whip!
Dear X of my neighbor,
Why, oh why do you push your difficult break up on the entire neighborhood, at night? :( Go home, go to bed, that's where I was before the police arrived. :( Yes, the weather's nice so my windows are open, and my bedroom window is only 15 feet from your driveway, would you for once recognize that maybe you're disturbing the peace? My peaceful sleep?
Thank you to the fine folks in blue that have been able to referee this mess and keep them moderately civil. Now could you convince the parties to do this settlement during daylight hours?
Boy, Beth, I feel your pain. Nothing worse than being awakened by fighting. It's sounding like this could end REALLY badly. They sound out of control. Be careful.Quote:
Originally Posted by bmccasland
Please consider my application. I work really hard and could really use the funds. Pleeeeease!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sincerely,
Broke Student
PS. I will no longer be able to work in the upcoming year due to clinicals along with my classes.
Dear Sand Man,
I would really like to sleep. I mean, it's been a couple days and I'm starting to get a little loopy. So, if you could possibly find time to drop by and sprinkle some sleep dust around me, that would be awesome. I caught myself eyeing the muscle relaxers in the medicine drawer earlier. I'd rather not take one, because while I know it'll probably put me to sleep, it will also leave me feeling like a freight train hit me for about 16 hours after I wake up.
Thanks,
Totally Exhausted But Somehow Not Sleepy Dex
Dear Sleepy Dex,
My hubby is a pharmacist and advocates Benadryl to help sleep if it is only used now and again. Good luck - Hope you sleep like a log!
Fly
Dear Powers That Be,
Stay tuned for huge whine....:(:(:(
Dex:
Time-release Ambien ROCKS.
Dear Partner:
Grow a heart. Or at least some decency. I've had to cancel plans 2 of the last 3 weekends because you said you wouldn't need me, and then decided you did. Usually as you were walking out the door on Friday to enjoy your weekend. I canceled 2 dinners with my 85 year old grandmother this past weekend:mad: The last one when I had specifically asked you how long you would need me.
Today - you emailed, and said I needed to plan to work late Tues and Thurs. OK. But now, I'm stuck at the office waiting on a client to send changes, and to then make all revisions while you're at home with your kid. I understand you're a partner in a large firm and therefore think you're the be-all, end-all for all things. But could you grow a little decency....
A disgruntled associate who is about to turn in her notice,
CA
Dear CA,
Good things are coming your way ;)
RR
Dear Flybye (and makers of Benadryl),
Thank you. I finally slept.
Dex
Dear Boyfriend,
Tomorrow is our 3rd anniversary….
CAN I PLEASE GET A NICE PRETTY SHINY THING THAT FITS ON MY "SIZE 7" LEFT RING FINGER???????????????????? PLEASE?????????????????????????????
Dear Nasty Protozoa,
Thanks so much for being the uninvited guest in our yard and home. I really appreciate you attacking my doggies which resulted in the nasty gut reaction they experienced. So today it was Two for Monday at the vet. :(
Next time, pick on a lower life form. :mad:
Sincerely,
Dog Ma
dear best boss in the world,
stop making it so hard for me to leave!!
yours truly,
peter pan
Do it, CA -- your job/partner/hours sound just horrible, and such a long commute -- ouch. Sounds like you're well overdue for a change. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by CA_in_NC
Emily
Be careful what you wish for.Quote:
Originally Posted by imdeanna
Or visit the jewelry store. Alone.
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Dear Boss of CA -
Freaking get a clue you twit. 85 year old grandmothers are not around forever. You suck.
- me.
did you get one???Quote:
Originally Posted by imdeanna
Nothing yet.....but he's male....so he probably figures he still has 14 hrs of shopping time until this day is over! ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by ikkin
I'm not holding my breath though......last year (after our 2nd 'dating anniversary' came and went) I did exactly what Zencentury suggested....and went and bought myself a GORGEOUS diamond ring..... although now...I just look at it...and think...Man...that could have been a bit'chin bike payment! :D
you bought YOURSELF a diamond?
sorry; I must not have that gene.
I told my DH that we could be engaged to be married but i didn't EVER want him wasting money on a diamond. And that was before I heard about the way they are mined.
I hope the BF proposes, good luck with that!
Yep..I did...it is a 3 stone diamond ring, (past present future) symbolizing what I've accomplished on my own and to remind myself I don't need a ring to prove commitment from another person, and if it was just a ring I wanted...well I can provide that for myself kind of thing (i guess)Quote:
Originally Posted by mimitabby
I don't really need to be engaged...I guess it's just the girl in me that wants an 'engagement' ring and that romantic proposal :)
so.......
Dear BF....
Today is our 3rd anniversary from the day we realized we loved each other more than just a co-worker relationship, and while I really love and appreciate you in many ways .....
the girl in me is DYING for a romantic date or massage or something......anything!
and PS.... it would just be really nice if we.... (well you know what) ... and it was because you started it!!! ;):p
DeAnna
I never had an engagement ring but I eloped with him. We used the money that would have gone to said ring on a down payment for our first house.
Twenty happy years later, we are still married and are best friends. Much to my dismay, he bought me the diamond ring for our 19th anniversary. I rarely wear it.
I totally get the desire for a ring. DH and I consider ourselves married in every sense other than the strictly legal one, but we've never been through a ceremony and we don't have that piece of paper. (and yes I'm well aware of the many legal consequences of that)
After we'd been together ten years or so I really started noticing the absence of a ring on my hand, and noticing the way other people noticed it when we refer to ourselves as husband and wife (and I'm usually pretty oblivious to what other people think too :cool:). Some time later I told him I wanted to wear a ring - he said he'd been thinking about that too - and he got me a wedding band for Christmas three years ago. I love to wear it, just as a symbol of our commitment that I wear 24/7 (except when I'm wrenching on the motorcycle or using power equipment - there are limits :p)
Dear BF,
Thank you for the great anniversary day.....although I didn't get 'the ring' it didn't matter....you gave me much more....the flowers you sent me at work are amazing...and the hand written (by you) card that read "There is nothing about you that is anything short of Amazing" was in itself amazing!
Then when I got home, and you took me to Romul's Italian restaurant...mmmmmm.......then back home to a bathroom all decorated and ready for a nice candle lit bath...NICE!!!
Oh...topping off the night off watching the movie P.S. I love you was PERFECT!! and Don't feel bad because I cried all thru the movie......(I LOVED it!!!!!) and what more could I have learned from the movie than appreciate what you have....WHILE you have it!
PS...I Love you!!!
awww!
I like happy endings. sniff..
Dear Velogirl/Lorri,
Please consider teleporting to Seattle for a weekend. I would love to take your Bike Skills 101 class.
Thank you.
ME TOOQuote:
Originally Posted by salsabike
I'll 3rd that one. :D
LOL - Please consider teleporting to Buffalo. It's only a weeeeeeee bit farther. giggle.Quote:
Originally Posted by salsabike
Aw, thanks! We should chat about Seattle. It's tough to travel and make it financially feasible for me or the participants, but if we have enough interest it might work.
Now Buffalo, that's another story! I'm actually from upstate NY (Elmira, Ithaca, Syracuse) and I've ridden in that neck of the woods.
I went to college in Buffalo and married a native. I spent many christmases snowed in there!
Born in Buffalo, grew up in Albany, went to Cornell, been in Seattle since '83.
Lorri, PM me sometime and let me know how many people you'd need, costs, etc. Happy to look into the possibility.
Dear DH's new bosses,
The least you could do is give us a little more notice and not ruin a weekend. Telling him at 4:30 on Friday that he must be at the airport at 6:15 a.m. Monday is NOT FUN. Not only are all our plans changed for the weekend, but we do not know how long it will be until we see one another again. "At least a month and then transferred somewhere else" does not tell us much.
You suck.