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I've never drunk myself into an apostrophe...sounds exciting.
Anywho, just want to share a laugh with ya. Go to this link www.perthmtb.com & check out some of the team names...:eek:
HAHAHA....oh dear..
Anywho...
BM03-did you try the vegemite yet? C'mon try it...
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Maybe I'll just keep drinking until my next period. :rolleyes: :D
Trek, X - LOL!!!
CC - pretty funny team names there. At first I was wondering why everyone was calling themselves "Man - something"...
Can somebody babysit for me Thursday night. I am tired of calling people around here. I have our staff Christmas party to go to.... Argh. Can a 9 year old stay home alone for 3 hours?
If you drank yourself into a comma, I think your period would be the least of your problems. Then again, you do risk colon problems (especially with enough dark beer)--- I swear I've had a semicolon by the end of a rough morning :P
I love you guys. Splitting a gut here. More, more! :D
Somebody stop me. I am about to make shortbread. Thaty would be VERY bad for my diet. 6 cookies is equal to my entire allowable caloric intake for the day. I could eat a dozen without blinking an eye. I am SO craving shortbread. Everytime I walk into the kitchen, the butter calls my name....
Found a babysitter. Called my semi-degenerate brother. He's willing since he's got a pseudo-girlfriend now and they're going to her son's Christmas concert that evening. My kiddo isn't thrilled about having to go to someone else's concert but ah well, life is tough. :)
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... read X's nonsense asterisk... :rolleyes:
You are SO DAMM FUNNY!!!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Trek420
glad I keep you (and TE TD) amused :p
Ok, KG - you asked for it. You know better than to encourage me on this kind of stuff. So, lets see if I get kicked off of TE for this one... :D
Ya know, Kit, I had a lager one time that felt like a bullet (•) ripped through my ampersand (&) and right out my guillemets (« »). Turned out it was stuck in my ellipsis (…, ...) instead. Well, you know what that leads to. The doc had to take a dagger (â€*) type of instrument, up through my asterisk (*) and drain my umlaut (¨) out my backslash (\).
That was still better than the time I took x-rays on a guy who got a caret (^) stuck in his colon (: ) and had to use brackets [ ] to get it out. Awful process, really. Any further up there or at (@) a slightly different degree (°) of an angle and he could've lost his exclamation point (!). Close call that day. I've got a copy of the x-ray if you'd like to see it. :eek: :rolleyes:
I've got more but I PM'd it to Kit and she made me stop there. :o :D
Love ya all...
X.
Just doing this to make the post live on in infamy..........:DQuote:
Originally Posted by KnottedYet
Knot! I think I know that guy!
Do not insert if there is any possibility that you cannot remove it. Natural rules do exist, though. What goes in must come out... eventually. ;) What goes up must come down.... eventually....
Remember, folks! Safety first!
Hey, Knot I think I know that guy. Was his name Richard by chance? Gotta be the same guy. :D
Still laughing..... :D
eeeevil! you are EEEEEEVIL!
no point in deleting it now!
(but I did. Fat lot of good that did me!)
Remember: play safe, everyone!
HA! I'd type more, but the cats are seriously lying on the keyboard.
Knot--CONGRATS ON GRE TRIUMPH!!! :D :D :D Ex-PITA is an ineffectual moron!
X--That's why I've been sober so long. I drank myself into a comma, and fell right off the page. :p
Dar--good to talk to you!
OK, I've corrected all the cat related typos, and am going to bed. g'night, TD!
ah, almost nothing better than the tails an ER Doc or nurse can tell.
I have heard some DOOZIES
:)
I spend way too much time online. Thanks Snap for intoducing me to roadbikereview, especially to post some support for my cuz.
Now I keep an eye on this thread as a man tries to figure out how to MAKE his wife exercise and eat right.
It's like watching a train wreck...awful but you can't take your eyes off it.
http://forums.roadbikereview.com/sho...477#post863477
best to just stick w TE :cool:
Mimi, so it's true what they say about the gerbils?
Oh, yeah, I'm gonna dump my wife cuz she gained some weight due to post-partum depression after our kid (that she stays home alone with all frickin' day) was born.
Uh-huh.
At least it sounds like the dude has figured out a reasonable solution. Are the other men (well, not all of them, just the more vocal ones) really that clueless?
Thanks, Trek, but I'll stay here on TE.
Has Maury come to TE yet?
Ladies, ladies. Just stick to the toys. Silicone is the best. Worth the price. Throw it in the freezer, soak it in hot water, when it's all over, put 'er in the dishwasher to be sterilized. It's all good.
As far as I know not yet. Give him time, I will let him know that he's welcome. I issued him a hall pass :o
Kit, wonder if there are silicone vibrating rodents? There's a novel novelty idea. Thank you don't post the link too....I don't need to know...
Freezer? Then people are over and "sure, just go get yourself some ice cubes, freezer's right :eek:..."
Bwwaahahahahahahaha!Quote:
Originally Posted by KnottedYet
I'll delete it if you want me to....
Careful trek - you're seeing RBR on one of it's good days. It can get really, really ugly.
well, the tech advice is better here anyway. We have DebW and they don't (as far as I know).
I'll stay right here, where it tends to be really really beautiful!
TE babes are just fabulous!
Well, Kit, it's an official record. 3hrs 45min 16sec straight on the phone with you. (and didn't drop the call once, yea Cingular!) See what you did?! Just look how've you managed to bring me back to my old ways. All that self discipline, restraint and hard work out the window in one night. Pfft! Even distracted me so much, I ended up having a typo back there. Of course the ladies were nice enough to catch it for me before anyone could hammer me for it. :rolleyes:
I never did get that drink I was needing either so you now officially owe me a drink when I see you. A big one. And I want an umbrella in it too. Just cuz. Nothing with coconut, not a fan of coconut in my drinks. Maybe flavored with pineapple and some cherries. Can never have enough cherries - in my drinks. Figured I better clarify that one with this bunch tonight. :rolleyes:
Well, I just hope you had a great b-day hon cuz I'm beat! :D Glad you liked the present and that it arrived on time and in good condition. (Gotta love those posties!) It just screamed your name when I saw it. Next time, I'll wear earplugs or an iPod to the LBS to drown that kind of racket out. ;)
Thanks for all of tonight's entertainment. I laughed 'til I cried so many times, I can't count them all. It was fun to the extreme. We should do tandem posts more often but I think it would lead to us getting kicked off TE. (Good thing we edited out the really good (bad) stuff first. :eek:)
Love ya little sister and happy birthday!
~Mick~
It was well and truly the best gift I could've wanted, and so much more than I could've ever asked you for, X. Thank you, from the very bottom of my heart.
It's quite... er... sheer, though. Gotta wear at least a little somethin' somethin' under it, or people will see far more than I'm ok with.
Hugs,
~a
PS....
it was a good ~4hrs, too! :D
Oh my oh my oh my...My dear has a nice apostrophe and uses his brackets well.
That was worth a try..
I just love coming to TD after work.
I'm not feeling 500% today..(there's 5 of me you see) and have no idea what's up. It could be the power gel i had on our ride last night or just the smidgen bit of coke I had..or going to bed at 1030pm after a ride, realizing it was wayyyy late to have dinner & then getting up early to go to work...
Whatever it is i'm feeling a smidgen bit dizzy and quite tired..I'm going to go and have a nap.
ciao c
Grammar humor ... I love you guys! You totally made my morning. Now off to fight with the doctor's office.
coffee crisis!
I've been a bit distracted the last couple days and have let the housework slide. (that's putting it mildly) Got up, made my coffee, went to get a mug and NO CLEAN MUGS!
So, I'm drinking my coffee this morning from the traditional Mason jar.
It just cracks me up that I even had one, so I just HAD to use it!
(does anyone else remember when Ball made jars with mug handles? (I saw them around for a year or two in the 80's or 90's) Ya gotta love a company that can play off the canning-jar-as-drinking-vessel mystique!)
Edit: no spoons either, so I'm eating my yogurt with one of those little honey-jar spoons!
I'm just a vision of elegance and refinement this morning!
OMG! :eek: for a minute there I thought you were out of coffee, never mind :)
Knott, I'm shocked, I'm shocked I tell you.
And here I thought you were a domestic goddess. I mean you cook, right? So your house must be a vision from Martha Stewart.
This will bring Spazzdog who's seen my hovel out of lurkdom to say "Trek, y'all gots no room to talk" She can tell you all about that at lunch next weekend.
Speaking of dishes, no time to do mine...got to walk the mutt.....then off to work
"A vision from Martha Stewart"... with a hangover.
Martha would faint. She'd have to bring her entire crew to my house just to make it acceptable. She could bring me a plumber, too. One of the joys of being the basement apartment at the end of the building's plumbing system is slooooooow drains. Time to go buy another gallon of Zep enzyme drain cleaner.
My dining room light (which was just replaced because it tried to start a fire) has blown both lightbulbs. Now, those are NEW lightbulbs in a NEW fixture. Pooey. But at least I get to be enviro-commando and replace them with my own compact flourescents. (sp) The new fixture is one of those stupid half-dome-flush-with-the-ceiling things, which holds all the heat from the bulbs and makes 'em burn out PDQ. CF bulbs will be peachy!
How does Martha feel about CF's?
Just wanted to tell you all quick that CWR IM'd me late last night (early this a.m.) and we talked for a while. She's fine and having fun. Says it's DAMM hot down there. hehe - I reminded her that to her, 40F is hot. :p Anyway, she sends you all a big hug and a very loud HI THERE!! She misses you all. Inspite of her feet hurting, she's been getting out and running. Lots of swimming too. I'll let her tell you the rest when she gets back.
Anyway, I thought you'd like to know. I gotta go get some stuff done around here. I spent a lot time on the cell phone and online last night. No regrets dearest Kit, ever. It was my pleasure and privilege to spend your b-day evening with you. Thank you for that little sis. :) Glad you liked the bike gift. Sheer? Nah, you're just too conservative! :D :D
X.
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Insanity in individuals is something rare - but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule. ~Friedrich Nietzsche
Morning all.. DH drove me and my bike to work, so I can ride my bike all the way home yeah, yeah, all 4 miles.
I also was most impressed with the apostrophes and commas and ampersands.
It is too early for me to attempt to be humorous, I am doing well enough to find the right words in the right language. okay, i'm exaggerating a little.
I am most confused about CWR RUNNING. didn't she just get FOOT surgery
on both feet and will be in a wheel chair?
Knotted, you gave me a eureka moment. You know you have too many coffee mugs if you NEVER, EVER run out of clean ones. you know what i'm saying?
the shelf is full and there is a second level of mugs on top of the first level of mugs..
(we run out of spoons though, people don't give out Spoons as gifts or commemorative stuff) maybe that's what we should do, give teachers spoons and forks as presents... spoons and butter knives for little grab bag gifts.
okay, i'll shut up now.
note to self
Road bike review sounds like a place i could go to get into flame wars.
The thread you guys just showed made me see red. And what about
all the testosterone stuff "why I could do that faster, better, bla barf"
It is so much bettter HERE
Too funny TD! You ladies crack me up.
I can't read RBR - just irratates me too much.
Lise, nice talking to you too Hon. I made a little modification to my profile to hopefully stop the non available ones from bugging me. Worth a shot.
I'm picking up my vehicle on Friday instead. So the accord needs to hold up for an extra day. I'm getting excited:D
OTG, great news on the continued weight loss! I am so happy for you. Good luck with the dr. today - I know what a PITA that can be.
Knot - congrats on the GRE!! That is great. So how's the app coming along??
Off to let out the first cup a joe and down #2. Forgot my bisquits for the company potluck today - they're serving fried chicken. Yummy!
My home internet connection has been down since Sunday, so I feel like I've been missing the party.
Knot, good deal on the GRE scores!Quote:
Originally Posted by KnottedYet
Quote:
Originally Posted by kelownagirl
You all too too funny.Quote:
Originally Posted by Trek420
My grandmother used to drink out of Mason jars all the time. No handles either. Speaking of spoons, is anybody else here a connoseur of the spork? I have this one http://www.rei.com/online/store/Prod...cat=REI_SEARCHQuote:
Originally Posted by KnottedYet
and this one http://www.rei.com/online/store/Prod...cat=REI_SEARCH
both in titanium, and this one http://www.rei.com/online/store/Prod...cat=REI_SEARCH.
in lexan which is called a foon. Great for eating noodle soups, and absolutely anything you can cook while backpacking.
Thanks, Snap, for preserving history in a little TD time warp. Some of us would miss out otherwise.Quote:
Originally Posted by snapdragen
Yup, I only give out advice on TE. I don't even attempt to read those other sites. TE rocks! And you all even seem to trust my advice most of the time... *bwaa haaa haaa*Quote:
Originally Posted by Trek420
DebQuote:
Originally Posted by DebW
you're smart enough to say "I don't know" sometimes. That's all i need to know
it means your advice is sound because if you don't know you aren't going to spew BS.
That's why you are so appreciated by me anyway.
DebW,
I know how you feel! I got back form Missouri , which was adventure and a Half . Got Stranded in Dallas on Friday(after the power to the terminal went out and we had to get out of the back of the plane.) Wound up stayinng with my aunt and uncle, and flying to Saint Louis on Saturday. had mom pick me up , as they still weren't flying to Cape Girardeau. I finally got my checked luggage (with Xmas inside ) on Monday. Thankfully, Yesterday's flights were uneventful.
Now to get caught up. What's with this work thing?:rolleyes:
mimitabby "note to self
Road bike review sounds like a place i could go to get into flame wars....
It is so much bettter HERE"
I only went there as a show of support to my cousin.
He posts there.
I issued a hall pass so he could post here on:
http://forums.teamestrogen.com/showt...t=11593&page=4
We'll wean him away from rbr.
Even bikejournal is way more better for a coed cycling board. The only thing rbr has going for it is they use the same format. software as TE and the format agrees with me. Easy to find stuff, navigate.
Bike journal is a better gang of folks.