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I'm not sure if it's from his phone or his tablet - but I get funny emails from Thom sometimes.
Today's - "Tuning a bit a late. About 25 minutes." Tuning, the piano gets tuned in October, that's a bit more than 25 minutes. None of the cars are in the shop...
I guess because R and T are next to each other, running becomes tuning. :p
Veronica
There's a whole website "damn you autocorrect." Some of them are pretty hilarious. I don't have a link off the top of my head though.
"Cup" for "bus" always cracks me up as in:
"I'm late; missed the cup."
or
"Crazy homeless guy on the cup."
or
"On the cup now." (which makes me think diva cup)
+1.Quote:
Originally Posted by malkin
I'm always texting weird things to people because my iPhone apparently didn't go to medical school and doesn't recognize medical-ese.
My personal favorite. This is from some phone texts among a bunch of local randos doing support for a long brevet in the Pacific NW. I'm married to Rando Two, so I can vouch for the truth of this autocorrect event.
Rando One--
Now having Carnegie Masada tacos and beer.
Rando One’s correction--
Okay so that was carne asada tacos mysteriously transformed into Carnegie Masada tacos by my helpful Droid!
Rando Two—
Carnegie Masada tacos must be the kosher version.
Rando Three--
I hear it takes a lot of practice to get to Carnegie Masada!
reminds me of conversations on a women only ride for riders older than 50 I was on recently. group of two other ladies and myself riding in a line with clearance room in between.
Linda: Where's Dianne?
Me (in the middle) she's back folding her map.
Dianne She's taking a nap, what do you mean, taking a nap?
and so on...
Easy - http://www.damnyouautocorrect.com ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by OakLeaf
My favorite is "your mom and I are going to divorce" instead of "your mom and I are going to Disney." ;) http://cdn.damnyouautocorrect.com/images/divorced.jpg
Other good ones: Mom finds out daughter is pregnant: http://cdn.damnyouautocorrect.com/im...t-daughter.jpg
Too many of them are just about sex autocorrects, though. Sometimes you have to wade through a lot of crap to find the more interesting (and less literal) stuff. I like "cup" and "bus" much better.
real life one, me to customer, asking about seam seal vs. sewing, ( not stucco)
https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-S...utocorrect.jpg