Spazz says hi

[Trek420]

Just got an e-mail from Spazz who says to say "Hi to all the TE grrls.* I'll check in soon, I promise. Give them news that I have NOT fallen off the edge of the world."

There, I've given you the news, my work is done here.

::hears sounds in the backround from the new gals "who's Spazz? and what kinda board is this where people call members Spazz?"::

[BikeMomma]

Oh goodie! I was wondering about her! :D ;)
-BikeMomma

[DirtDiva]

Me too! She must start school about now..? Tell her good luck from us. :)

[caligurl]

spazz who?

just kidding!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D

[CorsairMac]

There are days this board scares me: I was just going to post a "Spazz Alert" coz I hadn't seen her nor heard anything about her in a while - and there she be!! If you talk to her again tell her I said "hey and I'm thinking of her"!

[Trek420]

Yes, we are a bit like the "Psychic Friends Network" or is that "Psycho Friends Network"? :rolleyes: ;) :cool:

Soon we'll probably all be on the same menstrual cycle, those of you who still do.

[latelatebloomer]

Been thinking about Spazzdog! I often drive by a store with a line of vintage lunch boxes in the windowas thinking that if I was made o' money, I'd send her one loaded with Tastycakes for her first day of school. Hmm, Josie & the Pussycats, WonderWoman, Johnny Quest? Good Luck, Spazz! :D

[Dogmama]

Soon we'll probably all be on the same menstrual cycle, those of you who still do.

I want mine with Campy...

[Trek420]

Dogmama "I want mine with Campy..."

LMAO, it took me a while to get it but.....oh, whata pun, I love it, can you imagine the line of WSD bikes called.....or the womens bike shop :D

Spazz? I think we have a new name for the cartoon! :cool:

[CorsairMac]

I want mine with Campy...

and for those that are over and done with - fixedgears or singlespeed maybe?? :rolleyes:

Too funny mama!

[BikeMomma]

and for those that are over and done with - fixedgears or singlespeed maybe?? :rolleyes:
The singlespeed could be nicknamed "The Widowmaker". :D

[slinkedog]

Hi Spazz! We miss you! Thanks for the update, Trek. I was another in the Psycho Friends Network who was about to post a Spazz alert.

[Hill Slug]

Another psycho checking in.....glad you're doing ok SpazzHoney..... :)

[shewhobikes]

Having not had one since May, feeling PMS 24/7 and holding water like the Hoover dam here, I'd like to request one menstrual cycle. It should have a loud horn, a basket up front full of real Coke, coffee, Snickers and peanuts, a camelback filled with Pino Grigio, and a pannier bag with a change of clothes to include granny panties, big t-shirts and elastic waist band yoga pants.

Menopause. It ain't the pause that refreshes. :p

Oh p.s., sorry Spazz dear, I meant to start off saying "good to hear that you're OK" because I've been thinking about you starting school and the nerves that brings on, and than I got sidetracked. Let us hear from you when you get a minute!!!

[Dogmama]

Having not had one since May, feeling PMS 24/7 and holding water like the Hoover dam here, I'd like to request one menstrual cycle. It should have a loud horn, a basket up front full of real Coke, coffee, Snickers and peanuts, a camelback filled with Pino Grigio, and a pannier bag with a change of clothes to include granny panties, big t-shirts and elastic waist band yoga pants.

Menopause. It ain't the pause that refreshes. :p


OHMYGAWD! We could be twins! I'm safety-wired to the p*ssed-off position all the time!! They say you aren't truly in menopause until you've gone one full year without a period. Then what happens? You blow up from water retention? Find yourself on a rooftop with a high powered weapon?? Inquiring minds DEMAND AN ANSWER!

<Oh - Hi Spazz! Just ignore us over here...>

[shewhobikes]

Did you say a YEAR? Do you mean this could go on for MORE than a YEAR?
Somebody drug me. This just ain't right.

(Dogmama and Shewhobikes wave at Spazz and head to the couch so they can unbotton their pants and eat some Rocky Road....)

[DirtDiva]

...a camelback filled with Pino Grigio...

I want one! :D

[bikerchick68]

hiya Spazz... good to hear from ya!!!

And LOL at the menstrual cycle bike shop...

when I went to Manhattan we caught a show off-Broadway called "Menopause: The Musical"... I'm not there yet and while it was supposed to be funny, I found it somewhat depressing... THAT is what I have to look forward to next??? Aren't gray hairs and wrinkles enough????? :eek: :mad:

[nuthatch]

My mom is 72 and she says she STILL has menopausal symptoms!!

I want my meno-cycle to be a recumbent....

Spazz, write us soon!

[Trek420]

there's also the new line of "pre-menstrual cycles"; comes equiped with gun rack, studded tires, one of those air horns that sounds like a truck, handlebar mounted mace rack and....little bento box of emergency chocolate. ;) :cool: :rolleyes:

[Surlygirl]

Does it come with a fan for the hot flashes?

[CorsairMac]

Does it come with a fan for the hot flashes?


ROFL - no, that would be US riding Really fast to catch that "whomever" that just had the nerve to pass us like we were standing still! :rolleyes:

[Trek420]

In that case as the bumper sticker, t-shirt, coffee mug says "they're not hot flashes, they're power surges" ;)

[Surlygirl]

Menstrual Cycles,
All woman's bike store
where a cycle once a month is not enough

[Trek420]

Menstrual Cycles,
All woman's bike store
* where a cycle once a month is not enough or....
* where women can't wait for their menstrual cycle or...because we won't just carry/make WSD, we'll have bikes for men so....

* are you man enough for a menstrual cycle?

[DirtDiva]

:D LMAO too much to come up with a slogan of my own. You all are too funny!