Thank you for all the help. I went with the warm to almost painfully hot washcloth idea and it helped. I also got new shorts. That helped. Plus a different seat. I just got back from a short ride and my angry twin bump is no worse and still on the mend, so I think I'm headed in the right direction. I am probably going to try that saline/jar thing next if it does not continue to heal. Partly just to see if I'm capable of doing it. It sounds very 18th century and I'm intrigued.