I appreciate all the replies to this post.
Han-grrl, glad to hear from you. I've read your posts before and admire and respect your opinions.
Irelan (sp?) - I agree soooo much about the weird additions to spinning classes like popcorn jumps etc. I know way too many instructors that have been certified by well-known and valid organizations and I KNOW that the moves they use are not condoned by their certifications. It may be that they get nervous that they don't have enough "moves" in their profile. I think this is something that instructors use when they aren't active "cyclists".
Alpinerabbbit- as far as getting rid of the posers in my classes, that's not feasible or even wanted. Haven't you ever participated in something that you're not adept at, but you want to be accepted at being accomplished at? That's where some of these people are...and it's not a bad thing. It's sometimes sort of a sad thing, but nothing that people should be thrown out of class for.
Traveller- All I can say is that any profile built around one artist (Enya) doesn't fly for the general population. You will never find a class that agrees 100% on ANYTHING!
Dogmomma - As far as the 1/4 turn deal goes...I agree with you. I've taught on many different indoor bikes and even if they're from the same manufacturer, they are not the same. I like to cue something akin to, "Add enough resistance to find the hill that's moderatley hard, but not enough to get off and walk", or "your cadence should be in your "comfortably uncomfortable" area, with enough resistance to keep your hips "quiet" (not bouncing) in the saddle.
I find that queing is the most difficult part of my job. Cyclists understand it when you ask them to add enough resistance to face the unrelenting headwind that is able to make your life miserable for the next five minutes. Non-cyclists need a cue like, " you should feel the pushpoint of your pedal around 4:00 o'clock, and your breathing should be heavy but not breathless. Your heartrate is around 75%, and your perceived exhertion...moderatley hard".
(Maybe this is where cyclists lose patience, since instructors have to go into more detail to describe where the members should be working?)
And no...I am perfectly fine with members using my class for their own workout...as long as they don't do anything contradictory to my training. After all, if they get hurt, for any reason, I'm the one that has to accept the liablility. So...more than once, I've stopped members from doing "odd" and contradictory moves, (i.e. No handed, one legged- cycling!...yes, I've actually had a guy try that in my class!).
Vertically challenged, but expanding my horizons.