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"I never met a donut I didn't like" - Dave Wiens
Dear Aki,
Why do you put your toy's in the toilet? It's gross!
Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be bent out of shape.
> Remember to appreciate all the different people in your life!
she thinks she's a raccoon, she's washing them.
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@Brandi & Biciclista - Thanks for making me nearly choke on my coffee due to laughing.
...snort...!
To train a dog, you must be more interesting than dirt.
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And she put's my hair bands in the toilet too!
Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be bent out of shape.
> Remember to appreciate all the different people in your life!
Dear cats -
Thank you for all curling up in bed with me and adding some heat on this nasty afternoon. Even though I know two of you are here to cuddle and the third one is only here to make trouble (no, you aren't having any of my tortilla chips. I know you like them, but you'll leave crumbs all over my bed since you chew with your mouth open!)
Sincerely,
Icicle mom
"I never met a donut I didn't like" - Dave Wiens
Dear greedy boy
There's a can of food in one hand and your plate in the other-- breakfast is on the way. Yelling at me as loud as you can isn't going to make it come any faster! Shhh, it's only 5 am and we don't want to wake up the whole neighborhood...
Love, the can-opener
Dear junior cat
Yes, with our dog's death the pet heirarchy needs adjustment. But remember, even though you're all grown up now, you are still the smallest and youngest member of the household. As we've seen, senior cat is not interesting in giving up his position just yet. And don't forget that senior cat is six pounds heavier than you. Hang in there, you won't be junior forever, you just need to wait 5-10 years....
Love, the referee
Dear Figaroe,
Could you please stop howling at the top of your lungs at 1 a.m. 2 a.m.,3 a.m. etc. At 1 a.m. I got up and put you in your room with your bowl of food, closed the door and went back to bed. At 1:15 a.m. I hear you howling and banging on the door. I crawled out of bed, opened the door, put your food away and it starts over at 2 a.m. Now, we know you are not hyperthyroid as you were treated for this 7 years ago. Thyroid check last week was fine! Are you afraid of the dark? Do you have kitty Alzheimer's? Could we please have a night of solid sleep?
Your beloved humans!
Marcie
Dear Chloe Kitten,
I am not your enemy, really. But you do need to take your meds. Dr. C and I are trying to help your lungs clear and get you to feeling better.
Dear Gods of KittyKats - please don't let Chloe have chronic lung problems. I already went through this with Erin Cat. She's up there with you, she can tell you all about it.
Sign me,
Worried Mom
Beth
(((Beth and Chloe))). I hope she starts cooperating and gets better soon.
Live with intention. Walk to the edge. Listen hard. Practice wellness. Play with abandon. Laugh. Choose with no regret. Continue to learn. Appreciate your friends. Do what you love. Live as if this is all there is.
--Mary Anne Radmacher
Dear Cat,
I don't know who took you into the lift when you were sniffing around our lift lobby and took you to basement 3 where you were found 12 hours later with the holy c**p beaten out of you by another cat. But if I find that person, and there HAS to be a person involved considering how the lift is the only way to get there and you are pathologically afraid of the lift, I will beat the stuffing out of him/her. I hope your little kitty mind is loopy with sedatives and painkillers at the vet while they stitch your lip up and let your missing claw heal. And that you get to eat something in the IV. And also, that you start peeing soon. When you come home, I'll cook you some shrimp.
Love,
Your Tante
Makbike, my mother actually swears that our cat is afraid of the dark and leaves nightlights all over the house for him. You could try that with your kitty.
"My school is the doubt in your eyes." - Tito Mukhopadhyay
Dear Kitty
You are on my lap, and I am petting you. Just because I am not looking at you as I pet you is not a reason to rise up, meow and paw my face.
Sincerely, the person who is never more than a foot or two away.