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everyone who is a cat owner should read Robert Heinleins "the door into summer."
Cats have to sleep 23 hours and 23 minutes each day in order to dream the world alive. It's what they manage to do in the remaining 37 minutes that make life so interesting.
marni
marni
Katy, Texas
Trek Madone 6.5- "Red"
Trek Pilot 5.2- " Bebe"
"easily outrun by a chihuahua."
Kirsten
run/bike log
zoomylicious
'11 Cannondale SuperSix 4 Rival
'12 Salsa Mukluk 3
'14 Seven Mudhoney S Ti/disc/Di2
Dear Bubba,
Laying on my chest at 1 am and staring at me will not make me get up and feed you......laying on my chest at 2 am purring and staring at me will not make me feed you.........laying on my chest at 3 am......4am......5 am.........so do you want chicken or fish uggggggggggg.
Your can opener
2005? Storck Senario cd 1.0 with SRAM Force, Specialized Romin Comp Gel 155 saddle
1998 Lemond Tourmalet
2007 Gary Fisher HKEK
Dear Lucy:
We absolutely adore you and you make us laugh with your antics, but could you PLEASE stop attacking our legs and feet with your 5:00 am wake-up call? It is not going to make us get up any earlier to feed you.
Sincerely,
Your Sleep Deprived People
2001 Trek 7500 FX, converted to a hauler - Serfas
200? Marin hybrid - Selle San Marco
2004 Trek 5200 - Avatar
2011 Trek 6.2 Madone - Ruby
Dear Cats,
I am working on a quilting project and will deliberately ignore you. You may NOT steal my bobbins out of the drawer and take off with them. Sitting on the foot pedal is NOT helping so get off. Any paws that get a needle stuck in them is your own fault and I will charge you the vet fees if you do. BTW, a needle through your finger hurts so I'm sure it's the same with paws. Sticking your head into my project is not smart either and will result in your head getting shoved out of the way. Dumping my stuff onto the floor to check out the contents is also not allowed.
For your own safety and my sanity, you are all banished from my presence and put in the bedroom. Any howling and banging against the door will be ignored.
The Mom
I don't have any cats, but I find this thread hilarious and addictive! More letters to your cats, please!?
JEAN
2011 Specialized Ruby Elite - carbon fiber go-fast bike
DiamondBack Expert - steel road bike
Klein Pinnacle - classic no-suspension aluminum MTB
At least I don't leave slime trails.
http://wholecog.wordpress.com/
2009 Giant Avail 3 |Specialized Jett 143
2013 Charge Filter Apex| Specialized Jett 143
1996(?) Giant Iguana 630|Specialized Riva
Saving for the next one...
I don't have a cat either, but the stories of cats that turn iTunes on, or "type" messages are hilarious. They remind me of this video from BBC Comedy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYe1d5_LS0s
Kirsten
run/bike log
zoomylicious
'11 Cannondale SuperSix 4 Rival
'12 Salsa Mukluk 3
'14 Seven Mudhoney S Ti/disc/Di2
Dear Skittles,
Although it is really impressive that you are such a big, strong girl that you can bust down the bathroom door, I'd really rather you didn't; mommie likes her privacy when she's on the toilet. She's just funny that way...
Rodriguez Adventure
Bacchetta Bellandare
HPV Gekko fx
Custom Rodriguez Tandem
2009 Specialized Tricross
2012 Trek Mamba
Dear Buttons,
I told you if you tried to climb off the towel rack and land on the side of tub to check out the bubbles you'd fall in but you didn't listen. However; the look on your face was priceless when you got your head out of the water and realized the horrors of water. Bet you'll listen better next time, but probably not.
I do think Bandit enjoyed the show as he looked rather smug. He knows better after his experience.
Dear Aggie
you were an angel last night.
thank you. Or did it have something to do with the 50 degree temp outside last night?
I like Bikes - Mimi
Watercolor Blog
Davidson Custom Bike - Cavaletta
Dahon 2009 Sport - Luna
Old Raleigh Mixte - Mitzi
Jag:
Are you sleeping in my lap more in the evening because you luv me; or is it already getting too cold for your little short haired body?
Dear Princess,
I think punching me and nearly taking my left eye out (and now I have nice puncture wound and a shiner, to boot) is not how you make new friends.
I know you had a tough life being abandoned and now you've found a cozy home in the warehouse, but remember the nice lap you were on the other day, drooling away from all the attention?
I don't hate you, but next time, please don't try to take my eye out!
love,
visitor