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Thread: Dear Cat

  1. #61
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    everyone who is a cat owner should read Robert Heinleins "the door into summer."

    Cats have to sleep 23 hours and 23 minutes each day in order to dream the world alive. It's what they manage to do in the remaining 37 minutes that make life so interesting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Possegal View Post
    The big guy in my avatar (RIP) used to send things to the printer from my computer. More complicated because I was at my house about 20 miles away from my work, where the printer was. So I'd have to email someone and say - you know that email conversation we were having? Well Bailey just sent it to the printer. Could you run over there and pick it up? He would also send emails just as I opened them, so the recipient got a blank email.
    Ha, our Lola is famous for starting iTunes. I have NO idea how she does that! Must be a function key of some sort on my keyboard, but I don't even know how to start it, that way!
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    Dear Bubba,
    Laying on my chest at 1 am and staring at me will not make me get up and feed you......laying on my chest at 2 am purring and staring at me will not make me feed you.........laying on my chest at 3 am......4am......5 am.........so do you want chicken or fish uggggggggggg.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chincitop View Post
    Dear (formerly?) evil cat,
    We've had you for 4 years. You were the most ungrateful cat I've ever known, and you wanted nothing to do with us. People were afraid of you, because you would attack people for doing things like walking, or shifting in their seat. Now, suddenly, you are in my room, snuggling up, and licking my face. Don't get me wrong, it's adorable, but also kind of terrifying. Sorry for wondering if one day Ill wake up without a kidney
    Love,
    your adoring but terrified bed partner
    Oh my gosh, you could be describing my big mean tuxedo cat. He was a feral cat, and although he's 7 now and has mellowed somewhat, he still scares everyone!

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    Dear Lucy:

    We absolutely adore you and you make us laugh with your antics, but could you PLEASE stop attacking our legs and feet with your 5:00 am wake-up call? It is not going to make us get up any earlier to feed you.

    Sincerely,
    Your Sleep Deprived People

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    Dear Cats,

    I am working on a quilting project and will deliberately ignore you. You may NOT steal my bobbins out of the drawer and take off with them. Sitting on the foot pedal is NOT helping so get off. Any paws that get a needle stuck in them is your own fault and I will charge you the vet fees if you do. BTW, a needle through your finger hurts so I'm sure it's the same with paws. Sticking your head into my project is not smart either and will result in your head getting shoved out of the way. Dumping my stuff onto the floor to check out the contents is also not allowed.

    For your own safety and my sanity, you are all banished from my presence and put in the bedroom. Any howling and banging against the door will be ignored.

    The Mom

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    I don't have any cats, but I find this thread hilarious and addictive! More letters to your cats, please!?
    JEAN

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hi Ho Silver View Post
    I don't have any cats, but I find this thread hilarious and addictive! More letters to your cats, please!?
    Me too. No kitty, though the boyfriend has one. See below.

    Dear BF's Cat:
    You are loud! And I apparently can't say the word "cookie" on the phone, because you get all excited and start heading toward the pantry...
    At least I don't leave slime trails.
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    Saving for the next one...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hi Ho Silver View Post
    I don't have any cats, but I find this thread hilarious and addictive! More letters to your cats, please!?
    I don't have a cat either, but the stories of cats that turn iTunes on, or "type" messages are hilarious. They remind me of this video from BBC Comedy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYe1d5_LS0s

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    Quote Originally Posted by pll View Post
    I don't have a cat either, but the stories of cats that turn iTunes on, or "type" messages are hilarious. They remind me of this video from BBC Comedy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYe1d5_LS0s
    Awesome...just shared on FB!
    Kirsten
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    Dear Skittles,
    Although it is really impressive that you are such a big, strong girl that you can bust down the bathroom door, I'd really rather you didn't; mommie likes her privacy when she's on the toilet. She's just funny that way...

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    Dear Buttons,

    I told you if you tried to climb off the towel rack and land on the side of tub to check out the bubbles you'd fall in but you didn't listen. However; the look on your face was priceless when you got your head out of the water and realized the horrors of water. Bet you'll listen better next time, but probably not.

    I do think Bandit enjoyed the show as he looked rather smug. He knows better after his experience.

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    Dear Aggie
    you were an angel last night.
    thank you. Or did it have something to do with the 50 degree temp outside last night?
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    Jag:

    Are you sleeping in my lap more in the evening because you luv me; or is it already getting too cold for your little short haired body?

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    Dear Princess,

    I think punching me and nearly taking my left eye out (and now I have nice puncture wound and a shiner, to boot) is not how you make new friends.

    I know you had a tough life being abandoned and now you've found a cozy home in the warehouse, but remember the nice lap you were on the other day, drooling away from all the attention?

    I don't hate you, but next time, please don't try to take my eye out!

    love,
    visitor

 

 

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