These people have way too much time on their hands.
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OK, many of these rules are true or correct form--some are just entertaining:
www.velominati.com/blog/the-rules
I like 7, 10, 12 (quoted here before), 25
I still don't understand 37
"Well-behaved women seldom make history." --Laurel Thatcher Ulrich
'09 Trek WSD 2.1 with a Brooks B-68 saddle
'11 Trek WSD Madone 5.2 with Brooks B-17
These people have way too much time on their hands.
- Gray 2010 carbon WSD road bike, Rivet Independence saddle
- Red hardtail 26" aluminum mountain bike, Bontrager Evoke WSD saddle
- Royal blue 2018 aluminum gravel bike, Rivet Pearl saddle
Gone but not forgotten:
- Silver 2003 aluminum road bike
- Two awesome worn out Juliana saddles
I think the idea behind 37 is that in case you crash, your glasses will fly off your face rather than scraping off parts of your face. (In theory.) DBF found this out the hard way. Probably also more comfortable.
I wonder how many of these I've violated. Like the bags, and the shoes, and the pedals...
At least I don't leave slime trails.
http://wholecog.wordpress.com/
2009 Giant Avail 3 |Specialized Jett 143
2013 Charge Filter Apex| Specialized Jett 143
1996(?) Giant Iguana 630|Specialized Riva
Saving for the next one...
Oh, I violate a lot! (camelbak, for one)
"Well-behaved women seldom make history." --Laurel Thatcher Ulrich
'09 Trek WSD 2.1 with a Brooks B-68 saddle
'11 Trek WSD Madone 5.2 with Brooks B-17
- Gray 2010 carbon WSD road bike, Rivet Independence saddle
- Red hardtail 26" aluminum mountain bike, Bontrager Evoke WSD saddle
- Royal blue 2018 aluminum gravel bike, Rivet Pearl saddle
Gone but not forgotten:
- Silver 2003 aluminum road bike
- Two awesome worn out Juliana saddles
ROTFLOL! Most of it I don't even get and the ones I do are a waste of my time.
However; I must be pretty badass since I rode 10 miles in 99 degree heat today so I feel a little better. See rule no. 9
At least I don't leave slime trails.
http://wholecog.wordpress.com/
2009 Giant Avail 3 |Specialized Jett 143
2013 Charge Filter Apex| Specialized Jett 143
1996(?) Giant Iguana 630|Specialized Riva
Saving for the next one...
Rule #25...that's my fave!
Kirsten
run/bike log
zoomylicious
'11 Cannondale SuperSix 4 Rival
'12 Salsa Mukluk 3
'14 Seven Mudhoney S Ti/disc/Di2
I will always violate rule #37.
As someone who grew up wearing glasses for as long as I can remember, it feels absolutely wrong to have anything underneath them. It even bothers me if my hair is stuck under the arms.
The socks/shorts rule cracks me up.
"I never met a donut I didn't like" - Dave Wiens
I agree that it's more comfortable to put the helmet straps over them. On the other hand, DBF has a lot of facial scarring from his bike crash, and most--if not all--of it was from his glasses. Granted, the glasses he had at the time were the kind with very flexible frames. Given what happened, most other frames would have broken, but his actually twisted and dug into his skin.
At least I don't leave slime trails.
http://wholecog.wordpress.com/
2009 Giant Avail 3 |Specialized Jett 143
2013 Charge Filter Apex| Specialized Jett 143
1996(?) Giant Iguana 630|Specialized Riva
Saving for the next one...
Word...
I assume this must be the reason why also. Though in some cases the glasses might help. I have my Rudy Project Girls with the temple pieces actually curved around my ears, and wear them under the strap I *think* lol... hafta go put my helmet on right now to verify. My glasses did fly off my head after I crashed head over the bars face first into the road. But, they cut very closely to the corner of my eye. Few mm closer, I would have completely lost the eye. Now, it has permanent vision damage from the impact alone. But, I can't help wonder if my eye would have been scraped off onto the road without the glasses? Never know for sure.
Last edited by Miranda; 07-27-2011 at 05:30 PM.
I like rule #9 also lol.
The male riding partner I was once out with on an organized event did not want to ride in the rain. As a favor to his SO, my usual riding partner, he did. We ended up doing 40mi. I would have done more, but he wanted to quit.
Maybe I'm insaine, but I'm one of those sickos that kinda likes the rain, and cold.
These are hilarious! I violate many of them and don't care. But sooooo funny!
P.S. What happened to rule 38?
Emily
2011 Jamis Dakar XC "Toto" - Selle Italia Ldy Gel Flow
2007 Trek Pilot 5.0 WSD "Gloria" - Selle Italia Diva Gel Flow
2004 Bike Friday Petite Pocket Crusoe - Selle Italia Diva Gel Flow
I started wearing the visor on my road helmet last summer. I got tired of squinting for hours at a time during hot sunny summer rides, and I have enough brown splotches on my face. I don't care who is pointing and laughing at me.
- Gray 2010 carbon WSD road bike, Rivet Independence saddle
- Red hardtail 26" aluminum mountain bike, Bontrager Evoke WSD saddle
- Royal blue 2018 aluminum gravel bike, Rivet Pearl saddle
Gone but not forgotten:
- Silver 2003 aluminum road bike
- Two awesome worn out Juliana saddles
I suspect that Surly Bike Gospel, are in direct response to these!
Some are snarky, some are funny, but as been said, most of us will blissfully ignore them and go our own way without explaining or apologizing.
Without tucking my glasses under the strap, they would fall off, I'm hoping that that means they are loose enough that they will go flying if I fall.
Good read though.
marni
Katy, Texas
Trek Madone 6.5- "Red"
Trek Pilot 5.2- " Bebe"
"easily outrun by a chihuahua."