I had an annoying ride, similar to Crankin's, but my rude encounter was with a tour bus. First time I passed him, we were heading in opposite directions, and he was waving cars to pass him, which meant he was telling them to pass over the double yellow lines, on a curve, into my lane, which they did. I was yelling "wait" but he either didn't hear me, didn't see me, or most likely, plain old didn't care. I made it through with only inches of room.
Then, I went around the loop, and about 2 miles ahead, I caught up to him. This time, we were traveling the same way. Obviously, if I had caught him in such a short distance, I was riding much faster than he was driving. So, I waited until a long straight section of road, and passed him on the left, when no oncoming cars were coming. So what did he do? Of course, he sped up. He tailed me for a few miles, then passed me, on a curve, with way less than 3 feet between us, and then he slowed to a crawl. Well, I wasn't about to slow down for him. I passed him again, but this time, another car passed him, too, giving me a buffer. At that point, I dropped him.
What a jerk. I was going to call the bus company and report him, but by the time I got home, I forgot the #. At least I got the satisfaction of dropping a bus.
'02 Eddy Merckx Fuga, Selle An Atomica
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'10 Soma Double Cross DC, Selle An Atomica
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