It wouldn't be normal in my marriage for my husband to taunt me like that but each to his/her own.
If he keeps that up, he'll take a spill, which will be what he deserves.
I'm with Mimi on this one. Safety first. I don't care about being able to pull a bottle out of the cage and drink when I'm riding. I do have good balance and am an experienced rider; however, I am not inclined to tempt the fates. Having broken my clav and elbow in non-cycling athletic accidents, I'm content stopping to take a swig should I need one.