You Might Be a Cyclist If...

[marni]

you might be a cyclist if you dismount the step through spin bike at the gym by swinging you leg up back and over the saddle.

has anyone ever noticed the similarity between mounting and dismounting a horse with a western saddle and mounting and dismounting a road bike? Coincidence? I don't think so. (cue twilight zone music)

[marni]

you might be a cyclist if you dismount the step through spin bike at the gym by swinging you leg up back and over the saddle.

has anyone ever noticed the similarity between mounting and dismounting a horse with a western saddle and mounting and dismounting a road bike? Coincidence? I don't think so. (cue twilight zone music)

[Artista]

the Terry, Sundance, and William Sonoma catalogs all arrive on the same day and you dive for the Terry catalog first.

[smittykitty]

Probably already posted, but.........
When TE is the first thing you check when you look at the computer!

[Catrin]

probably already posted, but.........
When te is the first thing you check when you look at the computer!

+100!

[Dogmama]

I told my (non-cyclist) friend yesterday about how much the new carbon frame bike I am planning on purchasing costs, and she screamed, "You could buy a CAR for that much!!" Ha ha

This happened multiple times when I bought my Madone. I quit telling people. When they ask how much my new bike cost, I just reply, "A lot."

[deanywalker21]

you pay more for your bike than your car

[Dogmama]

you pay more for your bike than your car

Or if your bike is worth more than the cars in a parking lot.

[lph]

You have eight different bike routes to work, and will eagerly discuss the differences in distance, gradient, traffic, scenicness and special points of interest like the hunk you always meet at point X with anyone willing to listen or unable to run away, like your hairdresser, but you get lost the day you try to drive your car to work.

[Sky King]

You see a bruise on someone else's leg and know exactly how they got it and can immediately start talking about riding bikes with them. (this happened to me yesterday and we were totally cracking up)

[marni]

you might be a biker when you cannot have even one piece of light colored clothing -non bike related- with a smudge of bike grease. I swear my bike projectile sheds bike grease that penetrates my gym bag.

[Megustalaplaya]

You see the front of a car and think it resembles a bike helmet you looked at earlier.

[WindingRoad]

you might be a cyclists if..... when you walk into your bedroom and flip on the lights, you notice your closet glows from all your reflective gear

[Catrin]

you might be a cyclists if..... when you walk into your bedroom and flip on the lights, you notice your closet glows from all your reflective gear

I resemble this remark...

[marni]

you might be a cyclist if you call out on your left or cart back in the aisles at the grocery store. (BTDT).