Glad to know I won't have the fashion police after me!
But I have to admit, I really really want to yank down the pants on kids that wear them 3/4 off they butts showing off their underwear - like we did back in gym class in Junior High. Have that done to you a few times, and you won't be wearing your pants almost off your butt. That or bust out laughing at boys walking down the street holding up their pants. Really manly dudes.
Sorry for the drift....
No noserings and bifocals on me - but there's a candidate in my office. Just a couple more years. I can't wait!!!