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  1. #61
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    Quote Originally Posted by Delta7 View Post
    If you want to criticize someone on a conference call and you don't want that person to hear you, make sure the mute button is on!
    I can't even imagine taking that chance in the first place!
    Lisa
    Our bikes...OurBikes...and my mountain dulcimer blog
    Ruby's Website and My blog
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  2. #62
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    that apparently after a week of skiing your skin can get dry enough that while chopping hot peppers the capsacin fumes can cause your entire face to turn bright red and burn like a %$*&^@^%$(!^&@#!

  3. #63
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    When taking a call over a TTY or TDD machine presumably with someone who is deaf mute your phone and do not assume they can not hear you because if you type:

    "oh, I am so sorry that happened to you, I'll fix that right away ..."

    and say

    "You so and so, you call me every month about this I bet you ____"

    you can find out that they do hear juuuuuust enough
    Fancy Schmancy Custom Road bike ~ Mondonico Futura Legero
    Found on side of the road bike ~ Motobecane Mixte
    Gravel bike ~ Salsa Vaya
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  4. #64
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    There are strings attached when a husband offers his wife a massage. Be forewarned

  5. #65
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    1. Live by the golden rule;

    2. If you don't have anything nice to say, keep your mouth shut;

    3. Be careful what you ask for!

  6. #66
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    Safety Tip for the day:

    Don't fry bacon in the nude..........

  7. #67
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ruby Rider View Post
    Safety Tip for the day:

    Don't fry bacon in the nude..........
    I have no idea how to react to that other than ""

  8. #68
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    ooo

    ooohh..ouch!!!

  9. #69
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    OWWW!

    Ruby that's a heck of a first post!
    Speed comes from what you put behind you. - Judi Ketteler

  10. #70
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    On asphalt or concrete, roll, don't slide.
    "Being retired from Biking...isn't that kinda like being retired from recess?" Stephen Colbert asked of Lance Armstrong

  11. #71
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    If a patient comes in and acts as though he only speaks Spanish and not a word of English, he could be playing a practical joke on you....you will know this when the Doctor takes him back and you hear loud laughter.
    "Being retired from Biking...isn't that kinda like being retired from recess?" Stephen Colbert asked of Lance Armstrong

  12. #72
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    I can't get past the nude bacon frying...
    Lookit, grasshopper....

  13. #73
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    Quote Originally Posted by silver View Post
    If a patient comes in and acts as though he only speaks Spanish and not a word of English, he could be playing a practical joke on you....you will know this when the Doctor takes him back and you hear loud laughter.
    Maybe the doctor speaks Spanish?
    Lisa
    Our bikes...OurBikes...and my mountain dulcimer blog
    Ruby's Website and My blog
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

  14. #74
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    It's best to say "I don't know the answer to that" than to fake it.

  15. #75
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    Do not include a large unopened box of bounce in your washing machine when you wash a load of whites.

 

 

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